Population | 21.822 billion |
Capital | Guyopolis |
Leader | Princess Shy Guy |
Faith | Guyian Paganism |
Currency | Gold Coin |
Animal | Yoshi |
The Princessipality of Shy Guyia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Shy Guy with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.822 billion Shy Guys enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guyopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Guyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,625 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,131 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Princess Shy Guy, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Guyian satellites can detect it, builders across Shy Guyia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Shy Guyia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Shy Guyia's national animal is the Yoshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Guyian Paganism.
Shy Guyia is ranked 286,744th in the world and 782nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.31 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Shy Guyia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Shy Guyia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Shy Guyia's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Shy Guyia relocated from Osiris to 10000 Islands.
- : Shy Guyia was refounded in Osiris.
- : Shy Guyia ceased to exist in 10000 Islands.
- : Shy Guyia's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Shy Guyia altered its national flag.
- : Shy Guyia relocated from Lazarus to 10000 Islands.
- : Shy Guyia was refounded in Lazarus.