| Population | 4.633 billion |
| Capital | WarwiekiDandeek |
| Leader | Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev |
| Faith | Andstionismo |
| Currency | Nohern Lits |
| Animal | White wolf with blue eyes |
The Federation of Andstions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.633 billion Andstionsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WarwiekiDandeek. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Andstionsian economy, worth 808 trillion Nohern Lits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,419 Nohern Lits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Andstions' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andstions's national animal is the White wolf with blue eyes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Andstionismo.
Andstions is ranked 5,476th in the world and 270th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 542.62 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Andstions endorsed 
The Commonwealth of Riskstan.
- : Andstions voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Andstions was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Riskstan.
- : Andstions was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Andstions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Andstions, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Andstions' is a smash hit.
- : Following new legislation in Andstions, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Andstions, Primeiro-Ministro Viktor Andreev's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
- : Following new legislation in Andstions, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
- : Andstions was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 201 » 
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