The Constitutional Republic of Dagdria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mister President with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.158 billion Dagdrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dagdriam. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dagdrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,712 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagdria's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dagdria is ranked 5,264^th in the world and 261^st in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 552.59 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.