The Queendom of Dexmi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Elect-Hydra with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.487 billion Dexmians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Babel Antithesis. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dexmian economy, worth 116 trillion Vitlas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,432 Vitlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say chess victor The Elect-Hydra can kill you with mind-bullets, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dexmi's national animal is the Owl Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Centrism.

Dexmi is ranked 281,608^th in the world and 8^th in In The Pursuit of Dollar for Most Patriotic, with 0.49 flags saluted per person per day.