JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL
Population | 356 million |
Capital | EVERY BURGER IS A KING |
Currency | Sly Fellow |
Animal | Mercurial Baron von Smite |
The Confederacy of JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 356 million Jean Jacks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVERY BURGER IS A KING. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian economy, worth 14.9 trillion Sly Fellows a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 41,754 Sly Fellows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL's national animal is the Mercurial Baron von Smite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is ranked 281,126th in the world and 568th in A Taco Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, rotary phones are considered cutting-edge technology.
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five.
- : JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL endorsed The Eastern Kingdom of Verbalia.
- : Following new legislation in JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Awesomeners, Mark, Solsevara, Penguindon, Tramolvalnia, Roisin Dubh, Russcopia, Nudist of the Aropica archipelago, Duckairia, Myeri, Belistien, Antifladia, AAR Cuda, and Democratic intos.