The Constitutional Monarchy of The Holy Britainnian Empire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Empress Nunnally Vi Britainnia with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.32 billion Britainnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Pendragon. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Britainnian economy, worth 653 trillion pound britainnias a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,290 pound britainnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the government-sponsored autobiography 'An Empress Nunnally Vi Britainnia For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Empress Nunnally Vi Britainnia's supporters, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Britainnian Empire's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Holy Britainnian Empire is ranked 137,289^th in the world and 31^st in The Universal Federation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.