The Federal Republic of The Lunar United States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Ronald Gump II with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working population of 11.168 billion Citizens of the Lunar United States have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wishangton CD. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Independence Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 129,692 Independence Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lunar United States's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Freedom.

The Lunar United States is ranked 255,221^st in the world and 53^rd in The Interdimensional Community for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.