The ℱℛᎯℕℂᎾ-ℐᏆᎯℒℐᎯℕ ℰℕᏆℰℕᏆℰ of The Most Freedom Ever is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Two with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.829 billion Franco-Italians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parome. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Franco-Italian economy, worth a remarkable 3,752 trillion Ententeuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 292,515 Ententeuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, royal mothers are increasingly sidelined as news crews strain for interviews and photoshoots with "the hot nanny", the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and the official Franco-Italian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Most Freedom Ever's national animal is the Cocker Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Avant-Catholicism.

The Most Freedom Ever is ranked 468^th in the world and 1^st in Random Acts of Kindness for Highest Food Quality, scoring 447.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.