The Federation of Soland or of The Solandic Republic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Lano Olavi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.916 billion Solanders hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sõlentopie. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solandic economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion pegs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,164 pegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Balder in per capita stalking, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Solandic Republic's national animal is the Snow Riff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Solandic Republic is ranked 23,878^th in the world and 1,629^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.74 law-abiding acts per hour.