The Imperialism of The US is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.054 billion USians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The US City. The average income tax rate is 15.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient USian economy, worth a remarkable 3,969 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,198 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, The US City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, and the government is funneling billions into Cape The US following the shuttle crash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The US's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The US is ranked 266,637^th in the world and 10,146^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.