The Queen's State of The Vatnajokull is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 26.887 billion Vatnajokullians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The strong Vatnajokullian economy, worth a remarkable 1,255 trillion betales a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,700 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, roads are often backed up with round-the-clock construction crews., major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vatnajokull's national animal is the deer.

The Vatnajokull is ranked 98,939^th in the world and 2^nd in Riyadh for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.