The Desk of The Western Isles Office of Information is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Uprea with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning Western Isles Seagull population. The hard-working population of 14.574 billion Western Islanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.2%.

The strong Western Isles Office of Informationian economy, worth 737 trillion Western Isles Dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,589 Western Isles Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Western Isles Office of Informationian bee, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that The Western Isles Office of Information will pay them to stop, and genetic researchers have taken to conducting illegal experiments in secret lairs. Crime is moderate. The Western Isles Office of Information's national animal is the Western Isles Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Western Isles Office of Information is ranked 107,147^th in the world and 79^th in The Western Isles for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,888.33 Standard Monetary Units.