Population | 21.408 billion |
Capital | Trisolova |
Leader | Karagg Zu'ud |
Currency | Trisologania |
Animal | Trisola |
The Republic of Trisol X is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Karagg Zu'ud with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 21.408 billion Trisolians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trisolova. The average income tax rate is 59.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Trisolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,903 trillion Trisologanias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is 88,899 Trisologanias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trisol X's national animal is the Trisola, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Trisol X is ranked 107,686th in the world and 4th in Federation of Allies for Safest, scoring 79.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Trisol X was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Trisol X was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Trisol X, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
- : Trisol X was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Trisol X was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Trisol X was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Trisol X, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in Trisol X, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Trisol X, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Trisol X, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".