Population | 23.947 billion |
Capital | Mitakihara Town |
Leader | Homura Akemi |
Faith | The Church of Madokamism |
Currency | Grief Seed |
Animal | Incubator |
The Magical Girl Haven of Twilight Town is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Homura Akemi with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.947 billion Puella Magis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Meguca economy, worth an astonishing 12,947 trillion Grief Seeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 540,678 Grief Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, Meguca watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twilight Town's national animal is the Incubator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Madokamism.
Twilight Town is ranked 20,411th in the world and 305th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,108.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, Meguca watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
- : Twilight Town was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, the government spends billions to protect Twilight Town from a disaster that is one in a million.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, many working fathers have never seen their children.
- : Following new legislation in Twilight Town, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.