The Puppetmasters of We are not the illuminati is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.639 billion We are not the illuminatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped We are not the illuminatian economy, worth 277 trillion Intels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 21,955 Intels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. We are not the illuminati's national animal is the Drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

We are not the illuminati is ranked 111,792^nd in the world and 4,645^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.