The Free Land of William Monroe Trotter is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.646 billion William Monroe Trotterians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong William Monroe Trotterian economy, worth 985 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 62,995 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,438 per year while the poor average 15,983, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. William Monroe Trotter's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

William Monroe Trotter is ranked 195,361^st in the world and 189^th in Memeland United for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.