The United Socialist States of Viceroy Vincent is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Viceroy Vincent with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.957 billion Viceroys' enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viceroy's Bunker. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Viceroy's economy, worth 544 trillion Viceroy's Vicecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,628 Viceroy's Vicecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Viceroy Vincent's national animal is the Imp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Viceroy Vincent is ranked 284,344^th in the world and 6,211^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.4 flags saluted per person per day.