The Free Land of Wintony is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.019 billion Wintonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wintopedia. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wintonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,430 trillion smallers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,464 smallers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wintony's national animal is the Colossus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Wintony is ranked 277,749^th in the world and 2^nd in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.