The Kingdom of Womble 1129 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.971 billion Womble 1129ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Womble 1129ian economy, worth 394 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 39,537 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 254,822 per year while the poor average 2,478, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1129's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 1129 is ranked 260,579^th in the world and 2,115^th in Chicken overlords for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.