The State of Xinanjiang is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.768 billion Xinanjiangians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The strong Xinanjiangian economy, worth 659 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 56,082 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xinanjiang's national animal is the deer.

Xinanjiang is ranked 245,207^th in the world and 6^th in Putrajaya for Most Patriotic, with 3.15 flags saluted per person per day.