The Good Flag of Craiolia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Mor Boor with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 8.646 billion Craiolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bandar. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Craiolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,760 trillion Craiols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,677 Craiols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Craiolia's national animal is the Green Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Craiolia is ranked 5,651^st in the world and 101^st in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 533.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.