The Federated States of Yarren is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 32.709 billion Yarrenites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buada. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yarrenian economy, worth a remarkable 6,258 trillion Yaras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 191,349 Yaras, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, politicians have tenure, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime is almost non-existent. Yarren's national animal is the Yarrenian Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Null as the government is secularist.

Yarren is ranked 285,131^st in the world and 10,613^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -22.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.