Population | 38.421 billion |
Capital | R'lyeh |
Leader | He Who Is Not to be Named |
Faith | The Church of the Abyss |
Currency | Soul |
Animal | Devil |
The Reformed Demonic Assembly of Zaktoutr is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by He Who Is Not to be Named with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 38.421 billion Zaktoutrians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zaktoutrian economy, worth an astonishing 25,763 trillion Souls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 670,559 Souls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,248,146 per year while the poor average 44,036, a ratio of 96.5 to 1.
Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zaktoutr's national animal is the Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of the Abyss.
Zaktoutr is ranked 294,364th in the world and 1st in Awful Circle for Nicest Citizens, with 0.03 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in Zaktoutr, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.