The State of Zhimindi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.071 billion Zhimindians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Zhimindian economy, worth 529 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 52,586 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,244 per year while the poor average 10,203, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zhimindi's national animal is the deer.

Zhimindi is ranked 261,998^th in the world and 8^th in Cardiff for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.59 law-abiding acts per hour.