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18.92 Heisenbee's trades...
EPIC CARDS
Anarchy
“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”
18.952 billion Andarians. Smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All The Boys Think It's Cake When They Taste My WooHoo!”
14.569 billion Kingdomits. Lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Out of the many, rise the few”
12.866 billion Wentsworthians. Aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Capitalizt
“Lux cœli dux noster”
10.578 billion Vṛndāvanans. Frequent executions, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.
Father Knows Best State
“Ego? Ego sum monumentum omnibus peccatis vestris.”
9.973 billion Heiseans. Frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Good luck living here”
2.687 billion Puppets. Closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and enslaved workforce.
RARE CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“I thank whatever Gods may be for my unconquerable soul”
18.404 billion Invictusians. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory military service.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Vindicas bellatoribus casis aequitatis.”
7.788 billion Riostians. Vat-grown people, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions.
Corporate Police State
“Let our nation shine”
7.168 billion South-East Antarcticans. Compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television.
UNCOMMON CARDS
Corrupt Dictatorship
“We Didn't Start The Fire!”
14.166 billion Imperials. Soft-spoken computers, enslaved workforce, and public floggings.
Democratic Socialists
“If men were Angels, government would not be needed.”
15.895 billion Aldundians. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
New York Times Democracy
“Independentiae vel Mors”
7.146 billion Lucenzians. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency.
New York Times Democracy
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6.828 billion ognitians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Her Majesty on her Throne, All's Well with the Imperium”
5.168 billion Kabaticans. Anti-smoking policies, conspicuous electricity pylons, and keen interest in outer space.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Strive for Success”
5.419 billion Kevotopians. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Democratic Socialists
“Pro Patria”
6.211 billion Kosovjans. Smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Science for the Science God!”
2.25 billion Falfosites. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Gandhi: Prophet in the streets; monster in the sheets.”
3.625 billion Angarvundians. Deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and infamous sell-swords.
Moralistic Democracy
“Calponia will Continue to Triumph”
4.828 billion Calponians. Zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and public floggings.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“To eradicate death, we shall eradicate life!”
4.346 billion Savages. Closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Loyalty, Unity, and Determination”
4.254 billion Astanians. National health service, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Lie freely, think before you tell the truth”
4.018 billion Hord Sipperityians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A New Way Forward”
2.81 billion Kingdom of Winchesterians. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service.
Democratic Socialists
“You Have Nothing To Lose But Your Chains”
3.426 billion Marxists. Smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets.
Capitalist Paradise
“The Region Comes Before Party”
3.406 billion Dependants. Rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“always believe in your ideas”
1.911 billion National Italyians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion.
Democratic Socialists
“I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo”
3.146 billion Almost Canadians. Digital currency, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space.
Left-wing Utopia
“Yeah, we're pretty great”
2.809 billion O-Brokians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
Democratic Socialists
“There is no good option”
2.656 billion HONEYYYYYs. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
Father Knows Best State
“Strength through unity”
2.597 billion Moanapoans. Ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons.