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Im Taking a Shower's Deck
Im Taking a Shower has 63 cards. Value...
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“Liberty, Equality, Pizza!”
WA
20.625 billion Northern Bigfootians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“Let's work something out.”
8.534 billion Xalonites. Otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We were born long before men.”
6.98 billion Children of the Forestians. Burgeoning eagle population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
6.317 billion Benevolents. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Peace and Progress”
3.658 billion Notty Swarasians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Quacker 2, engaging. Quack.”
2.318 billion Quacker 2ians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A Nation is for life not just Christmas”
18.893 billion Xmas Pastians. Complete lack of prisons and enforced nudity.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Love the Party, love socialism, love the people!”
2.519 billion Lei Fengians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Wait a minute.”
16.125 billion Passports. Absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Sand is a way of life!”
12.647 billion Denovarians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We shall rise again.”
12.434 billion Ruthenians. Burgeoning bear population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Environmental free since 2013”
9.428 billion Stardownians. Anti-smoking policies, compulsory vegetarianism, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I get letters from dyslectics”
11.146 billion Satan Clausians. Burgeoning reindeer population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
6.796 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
9.515 billion AlexArch-1ians. Burgeoning swordfish population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Nothing is everything, and nothing belongs to us”
3.254 billion Ekken. Closed borders, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Authoritarian Democracy
“Senatus Populatusque Remani”
5.496 billion Remians. Strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Little strokes fell great oaks.”
3.484 billion Artovianians. Closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“You Can't Stop Progress”
WA
3.175 billion Bova Ptaltandians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“qui post tentationem”
WA
2.383 billion Czechovians. Pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
2.129 billion Defenders of the World Uniteans. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
COMMON CARDS
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
8.263 billion Parhasques. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Yarrr!”
8.902 billion Gorkians. Burgeoning dragon population.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Moralistic Democracy
“Człowiekowi zawsze wiatr w oczy i chuj w dupę”
8.323 billion Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewiczians. Zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
6.255 billion Gaeslan 189ians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Of course, NOT”
WA
5.24 billion Oporteans. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Is a coup could bring instability in the country?”
2.204 billion Lopimines. Avant-garde cinema, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Your rights extend until they curtail others'”
2.455 billion Barbalians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“Nathania will rise again and rule over every human.”
1.604 billion Nathanyans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“𐱅𐰇𐰼𐰰”
4.258 billion Turks. Frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
