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1.00 Lusitanialand's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Think!”
4.268 billion ShadeBeatrixians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Pela Ordem e Pelo Povo”
Largest Mining Sector: 635th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 741st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,259th
21.962 billion Cruz de Cristoans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We Freely Agreed on Give up our Freedom!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 357th Most Primitive: 526th Most Devout: 960th
11.957 billion Xinoquians. Complete lack of prisons, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense”
Most Stationary: 3,224th Largest Populations: 13,052nd
12.447 billion Augustus Thessalonicusians. Compulsory military service and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“State”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,609th Most Pro-Market: 6,576th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,247th
10.443 billion Abiud Zorobabelians. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Glory to the Emperor and Empire”
Most Stationary: 7,365th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,342nd Most Influential: 15,848th
9.017 billion Emperor of Britannians. Compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory vegetarianism.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Blood Is The Final Currency”
Largest Black Market: 2,111th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,429th Most Primitive: 2,445th
6.386 billion Bellatorians. Frequent executions, fear of technology, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Fatherland or death, we shall overcome!”
Largest Black Market: 8,396th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,229th Most Avoided: 12,875th
5.834 billion Amberians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions.
New York Times Democracy
“There is no kill like overkill.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,023rd Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,233rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,474th
5.249 billion Cruelahadians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 2,655th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,048th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,272nd
4.642 billion Frank-1ians. Burgeoning Death's-head hawkmoth population.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Peace for all”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,169th Best Weather: 2,116th Most Pacifist: 2,298th
3.485 billion Draconicsians. Daily referendums, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Godverdomme”
1.731 billion Kutkwakjes. Free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Soldiers for hire, beer & rugby- What could go wrong?”
Mentor
Most Beautiful Environments: 4,758th Best Weather: 5,007th Highest Economic Output: 5,757th
13.854 billion Neu Engollians. Avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“What is this, I don't even...”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 6,338th Highest Economic Output: 6,676th Largest Populations: 7,976th
15.597 billion Bamanlandians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The streets are full”
Largest Populations: 2,778th Most Stationary: 4,339th Highest Economic Output: 16,899th
24.721 billion Bobbies and touristsians. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Don't Bother Me. :)”
Largest Populations: 6,067th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,954th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,719th
17.795 billion Marshfordians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Honra, pátria e povo.”
Largest Populations: 8,089th Most Stationary: 8,862nd Largest Black Market: 14,770th
15.519 billion Beirans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“No religion here!”
13.062 billion Mordor Cityians. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Get in line!”
Most Stationary: 2,874th Most Influential: 8,453rd Largest Populations: 11,593rd
13.028 billion Klenans. Complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Cogito Ergo Sum”
Most Average: 301st Most Stationary: 2,762nd Most Influential: 8,367th
13.038 billion Aalfians. Burgeoning blackbird population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Rise to your expectations”
Most Stationary: 2,995th Most Influential: 8,753rd Largest Populations: 12,035th
12.822 billion Exmanians. Burgeoning raven population.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“De gustibus et coloribus non disputandum est”
Most Stationary: 3,232nd Most Pro-Market: 8,278th Most Influential: 8,589th
12.653 billion Spynlandians. Spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Uniting to advance individual self-determination.”
11.837 billion Rand-Paulians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Shinny happy nation”
Most Income Equality: 2,928th Most Stationary: 3,417th Most Influential: 8,667th
12.453 billion Sunrays. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Who are we to judge what we have never seen?”
Largest Black Market: 4,494th Most Corrupt Governments: 5,081st Healthiest Citizens: 5,172nd
5.17 billion Sorians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Eh-Oh!”
6.418 billion Laa Laans. Restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Flanderlion First”
Largest Black Market: 2,704th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,320th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,746th
6.989 billion Flanderlionians. Digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Uns juntam com o bico e outros espalham com as patas.”
Most Influential: 2,012th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,278th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,646th
6.922 billion Lusitanialandians. Avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Peace And Spirituality”
Most Devout: 783rd Most Primitive: 900th Most Pacifist: 1,295th
3.072 billion Klichterrans. Daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Zieg Zigdem!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 971st Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,050th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,855th
3.831 billion Zigdemi. Rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
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