Battle of the Astral Empire
Beligerents
Lunar nazis
Astral empire
Result: Draw, Astral Historians agrue that they won because the Nazis weren't able to gain ground, Aryan Historians argue it was a Nazi Victory because the Astrals never posted about anime ever again.
Commanders
- Legionary General Offrick Grovebhfir, Lunar nazis
- Choirs of Troops, Astral empire
Forces
Lunar nazis
- 20 Bismark Class Battleships
- 6 Space Zeppelins
- 1 Super-Heavy Battleship
- ~6,000 Valkyrie Saucers
Astral empire
- ~ 20 Cruisers
- 10 Battle Cruisers
- ~ 5,000 - 6,000 feminine space marines
CASUALTIES
Lunar nazis
- 1 Super-Heavy Battleship self destructed
- 1 Zeppelin Destroyed, 2 Suffer Heavy Damage
- 2 Bismark Class Battleships Destroyed, 8 Suffer Moderate Damage
- 130 Valkyrie Saucers Destroyed
Astral empire
- 3 Cruisers Destroyed
- 1 Battle Cruiser Destroyed, 8 suffer heavy damage
- ~100-200 Feminine Space Marines killed
THE LAYDOWN
Upset with the presence of anime within the imperium of the wolf the Lunar nazis decided to take action and attempt an attack on Astral territory to discourage them from posting about anime. A small fleet scheduled to arrive in the Eden system was re-routed to Astral territory. The Nazi fleet was met with a larger fleet of astral ships, however, the Nazis would have a minor numerical advantage over the Astrals regarding fighter strenghth.

A large battle would ensue, several volleys of fire would be exchanged before flanking maneuvers would be used by the Nazis in order surround the Astrals' cone formation. However, the Nazis were pushed back from heavy feminine marine resistance. Eventually, the Nazis would use their Super-Heavy Battleship to ram an Astral ship, obliterating it. Afterward, the Nazis would set the entire ship alight and use the self destruct function to destroy the Astral fleet. Before the Astrals could escape, few were destroyed and many heavily damaged.

Wolflandil Civil War
Beligerents
Lunar nazis
Wolflandil (Commonwealth and Confederacy)
Wolfy russia
The helghan military
Result: Confederacy Victory alongside Lunar nazis and The helghan military
Commanders
- Field Marshall Heitzer Von HammershearkLunar nazis
- Emperor Tadeuz Wolflandil (Confederacy)
- Alfred D. Jefferson Wolflandil (Commonwealth)
- Lich King The litch king
- [placeholder] Wolfy russia
- Emperor Radec The helghan military
Forces
Lunar nazis
At the Beginning of War:
- 800 Bismark Class Battleships
- 300 Space Zeppelins
- 150 Super-Heavy Battleship
- 10 Gotterdammerung Class Battlecruisers
- 5 Hell Class Battlecruisers
- 300,000+ Valkyrie Saucers
- 10 Million Moontroopers and Colonial Marines
At the end of War:
- Moon, dozens of fleets, millions of troops
Wolflandil (Confederacy)
- ~10,000,000 Troops
- Vehicle and Fleet numbers unavailiable
Wolflandil (Commonwealth)
- ~20,000,000 Troops
- Vehicle numbers unavailable
- 400 Space Ships
The litch king
- 1,000,000 Death Knights
- Several Million or Thousand zombies risen from the dead
- Valkyries (Female Norse Warrior Angels)
Wolfy russia
- 12,000,000 Troops
- Vehicle numbers unavailiable
- 120 Air ships
- 64 War Zeppelins
- 1,200 Space Ships
- 120,000 Troops Dedicated to finding Alexander
The helghan military
- 40,000,000
- Unspecified amount of ships (A f*ckton)
CASUALTIES
Lunar nazis
- ~780,000 Moontroopers Killed
- ~68,000 Colonial Marines Killed
- ~8,000 Vehicles Destroyed or Demobilized
- 1 Hell Class Battle Cruiser Destroyed
- 1 Gotterdammerung Class Battle Cruiser Heavily Damaged, was later scuttled
- 6 Super Heavy Battleships Destroyed, 4 Heavily Damaged
- 28+ Bismark Class Battleships Destroyed, 56 Moderately Damaged
- 38,000 Valkyrie Saucers Shot Down or Crashed
Wolflandil (Confederacy)
- ~1,200,000+ Regulars Killed
- Alexander of Wolfy russia captured and killed
Wolflandil (Commonwealth)
- ~15,000,000+ Regulars Killed, 8,000,000 Taken Prisoner
- 1 Dreadnought Ship Obliterated (Marine Ship, Not Space)
- 380+ Space Ships Destroyed
The litch king
- ~300,000+ Death Knights Killed (If you can kill the dead...)
- ~10,000,000+ Zombies Exterminated
Wolfy russia
- 600,000-800,000 Troops Killed
- Unknown amount of vehicles destroyed or demobilized
- 15+ Airships Destroyed
- 2 War Zeppelins Destroyed
- 20+ Space Ships Destroyed
The helghan military
- 56,000 Troops Killed

Colonial Civil War:
Beligerents
Lunar nazis
Confederacy of Socialist Systems
The helghan military
Commanders
Lunar nazis
- Field Marshall Heitzer Von Hammersheark (KIA)
- Admiral Helghard
The helghan military
- Emperor Radec
Forces
Lunar nazis
- Entirety of the Empires fleets and superweapons. (Millions of troopers and ships)
The helghan military
- Uknown, Outnumbering the forces of the Colonial Empire
CASUALTIES
Lunar nazis
- 25 Billion Civilians, During Glassing of Galgamela
- 72 Bismark Class Battle Ships Destroyed
The helghan military
- ~1-2 Billion Civilians, During the Supernova
- ~120 ships, When Erika's Bane fired its superweapon.
- ~60,000 Helghast Marines
- Emperor Radec
THE LAYDOWN
With the beginning of a socialist coup in the Galgamela system, Fuhrer Hammersheark ordered the system to be shut down and for no news of the coup to reach any other system. With the planetary superweapon completed (Erika's Bane), the Fuhrer demanded that Admiral Helghard destroy the system's star. Obsessed with maintaining the lives of billions of Aryans, Admiral Helghard reached out to the Empire's allies and enemies within the Imperium of the Wolf. The helghan military would be the only ones to answer this call.

During the eve of what was supposed to be a battle, Admiral Helghard reached out to Emperor Radec, demanding that a Valkyrie Saucer carrying the Fhurer be shot down due to the Fuhrer's mental obsession with seeing the superweapon tested on a system full of innocents. From there, thousands of Helghast ships gladly fired upon the saucer, utterly obliterating it. The Nazi Fleet, seeing this, acted in retaliation against the the Admiral's orders. Before Erika's bane could take off into hyperspace, many brave souls aboard Erika's Bane had fired off thousands of nuclear warheads, only two would reach the Helghasts. Whilst in hyperspace a small civil war would break out within the superweapon, lasting only a few moments until the weapon came out of hyperspace and images of the Galgamela System could be displayed on ever screen there was within the ship. The images would show the Helghast acting in dumbfounded, cowardly, retaliation against the civilians of the empire. The Galgamela system would be completely glassed, leaving no survivors to tell the tale.

Within moments the Admiral ordered there be a retaliation of their own and the largest armada of Nazi ships (estimated to be around 1-2 million had been gathered and traveled to a Heghast Mortal world. From there, the entirety of the Helghan navy responded and a battle of epic proportions would ensue. For a short time, exchanges of fire would occur before Erika's Bane could fire off its superweapon at the nearest star, when it did, it destabilized the star and set off a supernova which would destroy anything for a light year around. The Lunar Fleet then jumped back in to hyperspace, the Moon would cover the retreat before Erika's bane could jump as well, leaving the poor thing almost battered to death until it could jump back as well.

After the short but massive battle, the Empire would go on to organize a defense against the Helghast who would not let their enemies get away with impunity. The great siege of the Empire would begin, with sporadic battle breaking out all around the Empire's outer worlds. Small raids turned to full scale invasions and quick routes through hyperspace allowed the reinforcement of many outer systems, however there remained to be a larger threat. Out of the void came a large fleet of Helghast ships, one ship being an ancient artifact of destruction, the Admiral would make sure it would not leave his universe without a scar. The plan set fourth would be to fire controlled volleys at the fleet to ensure enemies could be suppressed enough so attention could be taken away from Erika's bane and the moon. From there, the moon positioned itself to jump into hyperspace through the ancient Helghast weapon and much of their fleet. Once roughly thought over, the Admiral set the plan into motion and several helghast ships unable to make it to the void would burn alive in the wrath of Erika's fire. From there the Helghast would come back from the void and land several thousand dropships on the moon, attempting to find their way inside the moon to clear it out and claim it as their own, even Emperor Radec himself lead the charge against the foe which was not present on the surface. The moon then jumped into hyperspace and an entire invasion force including Emperor Radec would be killed but later reincarnated within the void.

As the moon broke the large ancient super weapon, the Helghast resorted to their cowardly void technology and godmodded the Lunar fleets and planets into the void where incomprehensible numbers of Helghast would decend upon the empire... From there the IRL human who runs this nation accused the Helghast of God Modding and an uneasy truce would be reached. The Empire would return to its universe and the Helghast would return to their void.

Many historians recognize the very last events of the battle to be rather... interesting.

The Mango Crisis
Beligerents
Lunar nazis
Tripartite Empire
Bloody Scandinavia
Das Reich des neuen Krieg
Mangonea
Sterberries
Purple empire
The helghan military
Wolflanden
Avarian empire
Arkotania
Commanders
Lunar nazis
- Admiral Helghard
Forces
Lunar nazis
The Legendary 8th Fleet:
- 800 Bismark Class Battleships
- 300 War Zeppelins
- 150 Super Heavy Battleships
- 10 Gotterdammerung Class Battlecruisers
- 5 Hell Class Battlecruisers
- Thousands of Valkyrie Saucers
- 100,000,000 Moon Troopers on Standby
- 10,000,000 Colonial Marines on Standby
- 5,000,000 SS Troopers on Standby
- 1,000,000 Shock Troopers on Standby
- The Reich Forge on Standby
Sterberries
- 10,000 Strawberry Warriors
Mangonea
- 70,000 Mangoes of the Imperial Tagmata
Bloody Scandinavia
- 1.58 Billion Undead Troops
- 1 Million Longboats
- 100 Flag Ships
Das Reich des neuen Krieg
- 5 Battleships
- 20 Cruisers
- 13 Supply Transports
- 40 Frigates
- Many Logistics vessels
- 40 Fighter Squadrons
The helghan military
- 12 Capital Ships
- 6 Super Capital Ships
- 12 Battleships
- 23 Cruisers
- 120 Destroyers
- 420 Frigates
- 200,000,000+ Ground Troops
Avarian empire
- 24 Capital Ships
- 12 Super Capital Ships
- 24 Battle Ships
- 46 Cruisers
- 240 Destroyers
- 840 Frigates
- 1,600,000,000 Ground Troops
CASUALTIES
THE LAYDOWN
After a heated debate in whether or not mango tea is the best tea, the nation of Wolflanden insulted mango kind. This was the last straw for the Lunar nazis. So, in response, the Colonial Empire sent its fleets to besiege Wolflanden and pressure them into submitting to mango kind. The siege went on for days as more and more nations took sides. Soon enough Wolflanden would obtain the support of The helghan military, Arkotania, and the Purple empire. From there the Colonial Empire gathered Bloody Scandinavia, Das Reich des neuen Krieg, Mangonea Sterberries, andTripartite Empire.
The Colonial Empire had attempted to convince more newcomers to join its cause, however, it failed to do so. An arms buildup would occur around the planet with invasion forces also poised to press into the territories of their neighbors.

In a twist of events, the communist state of Arkotania renounced its allegiance to Wolflanden and decided to support a communist mango cause. The Colonial Empire could not bear to see those two words together (Communist and Mango), so in turn the empire offered a truce to Wolflanden who agreed on a joint attack to rid the region of communists before resuming their crisis. What will happen next? Only time will tell.