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Nearly ever 90s kid that had internet, had AOL. What did we love to call it due to it's glitches, it's stupid "idle warnings" and other bullshit it could due to a monopoly at the time?
AO-Hell
Oi Barbaroi, Sancta romana ecclesia, and Holocovoy
Hi Niamark! I'm glad we can have this Fridate together.
You know what? Vacations are great. If you want to prevent your nation from getting any new issues, just put it on vacation mode.
Darn, coming up with good puns is harder when I'm told to do that >.>
Oi Barbaroi, Fuzzbuckets, Holocovoy, and The Litterbox
Why didn’t Troy see the Greek soldiers coming?
Because they forgot to look at their horse-oscope
Oi Barbaroi, Fuzzbuckets, Holocovoy, and The Litterbox
In other news...
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Truck."
Yes, that was a lot of build up for a really stupid joke. Sorry, not sorry.
Altino, Oi Barbaroi, Fuzzbuckets, and Holocovoy
Who knew that spiders were so nifty on the world wide web?
Fuzzbuckets and The Litterbox
On behalf of Niamark, welcome to all our Karma mates! Thank you all for being here, and thank you for reaching out and organizing this Fridate with us!
Now without further ado, go do that Voodoo that you do so well!
Fuzzbuckets, Holocovoy, and The Litterbox
I remember first learning about atoms. I tried to stay positive about it.
Fuzzbuckets, Holocovoy, The Litterbox, and Reunited brazil
Why does Waldo only wear striped shirts?
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted ;)
Oi Barbaroi, Fuzzbuckets, Holocovoy, and The Litterbox
Why do salmon make really good scammers?
They're really phishy
Oi Barbaroi, Holocovoy, The Litterbox, and Reunited brazil
A joke that me and probably only The Litterbox would get but I have to do it anyway.
"What is Naruto's favorite Winx transformation?"
A: Believix!
something.
Hello, everyone! It's me, Altino!
This has been a cruel trap. You're all banned for breaking pun laws.
Oi Barbaroi, Sancta romana ecclesia, Levont, Fuzzbuckets, and 3 othersLycos, Eravon, and Lys Deks Rahry
i was begging for help not making a pun
Altino, Oi Barbaroi, and Fuzzbuckets
Alti, no, you should spare us!
(Also hi Niamark, I'm Eravon/Calavitus, o/
Oi Barbaroi, Fuzzbuckets, and Holocovoy
That does reek like a rather pungent lie...
Altino, Fuzzbuckets, The Litterbox, and Pluvie
Pay no attention to Alti
Alti-No nothing about Puns :p
Oi Barbaroi and Holocovoy
Without Altino, there would be no puns.
Altino and Fuzzbuckets
There will be no posts from farmers today.
Someone took a fence.
Oi Barbaroi and Lycos
I thought they were on the fence about it.
Fuzzbuckets and The Litterbox
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