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*Standing on a short step-ladder putting up bunting on the Tajini Hut*
It needs to go into the regional record. But that gives us time for a brief campaign.
*Hops off the ladder and shakes their hand vigorously*
Vote Mole!
Gettenfeld, Janisport, and Neutrality Foundation
*Appears at his shoulder and hands them a thick envelope*
Excellent. Now just keep him busy long enough for them to finish the remodeling of my office. If he finds out how much I'm spending, he'll just go on and on about the budget, school lunches, hospitals closing, starving orphans, etc. It's all very depressing.
Gettenfeld and Neutrality Foundation
For too long, our politicians have been weasels, rats, and other greasy little fellers. It’s time we do away with these vile beasts, parasitic acolytes of a corrupt status quo. What Agora needs, what our region cries out for, is a new wave in the political cesspool. What this region needs, both early and often, is to vote Mole!
Iescech, Morocco mole, and Neutrality Foundation
Woah, hey, isn't that laying it on a bit thick? All I wanted to do was run on a simple campaign, something friendly and wholesome, like motherhood and apple pie.
But you've bent mother over a chair and pushed a rancid fruit pie in her face.
No sir, that is no way to garner support and to you I say 'good day'.
Gettenfeld, Iescech, and Neutrality Foundation
*Nudges Neutrality Foundation and chuckles*
What a gormin' boy scout.
Man, is he going to freak out when he sees the size of my new Jacuzzi.
Leave a platter of muffins. Everything seems normal here.
Morocco mole and Neutrality Foundation
That's how you get ants.
Who doesn't like a parade?
Bearistotle and hebert, Gettenfeld, and Neutrality Foundation
They snarl traffic, make it hard to get from one side of town to the other.
Who said you couldn’t take a ride on one of the floats. It’s basically free transportation if you’re willing to hang on for dear life on an inflatable.
Bearistotle and hebert, Gettenfeld, and Neutrality Foundation
I doubt the Agora Woman's Auxiliary would take me to where I want to go. Plus, their giant anatomically-correct depiction of the founder float gives me the willies.
Nemonicus, Gettenfeld, Iescech, and Neutrality Foundation
Ah, a thing of beauty, isn't it. It was my idea and I sponsor the entire float.
As a bonus I get to hang around their clubhouse on the weekends.
Gettenfeld and Neutrality Foundation
Not sure. We think they just enjoy marching.
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Bearistotle and hebert and Neutrality Foundation
It seems his helicopter was hijacked by Anguilliformes.
Have a small parade honoring hovering eels.
Gettenfeld, Morocco mole, and Neutrality Foundation
Do you know if they're navy eels? I've heard they're very well trained.
Gettenfeld, Morocco mole, and Neutrality Foundation
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