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Norgiestoileckylockj wrote:Everything is fine in my area. Power’s been on for a few days now. I just have had myself preoccupied and haven’t had time to be on this website.

Good to hear. Thanks for the update.

Did you have to cut open a tauntaun in order to survive the freezing night? I hear they smell bad, but they'll keep you warm...

Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Norgiestoileckylockj, The unified missourtama states, and 2 othersAmericatain, and Sahcara

Panther wrote:I hear they smell bad, but they'll keep you warm...

They smell worse on the inside, apparently....

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and Sahcara

The unified missourtama states wrote:*slips into the crocodile pit on a bad sidestep*

Mwhahahahaha.

Get him Madam Chomper!

🐊

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Panther, The unified missourtama states, Sayabara, and 1 otherSahcara

The unified missourtama states wrote:*pokes Volaworand, wondering what scratchings they had left on our message board that can no longer be seen*

It was a sort of regional update. They probably thought it better suited to our external forum. Thankfully, we deleted our forum long ago. And yet, we still tell other regions to post their updates there...where they float off soundlessly into the void.

The unified missourtama states wrote:Guess who's at the top of the regional census again?

It appears I have now slipped to fifth place. A sad state of affairs. However, your own swollen coffers will nicely serve the greater good when the redistribution of wealth finally comes around.

The unified missourtama states wrote:*waltzes away*

*slips into the crocodile pit on a bad sidestep*

*drops a book of proper dance steps down with you*

We here at South Pacific can in no way be held responsible for that injury, nor can you prove it was caused by our own shoddy infrastructure.

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Volaworand, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara

Densaner wrote:They smell worse on the inside, apparently....

Hard to believe that could be the case...

https://i.imgur.com/m2TlJYT.jpg

:D

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, The unified missourtama states, and Sahcara

Has anyone been watching the reboot of "All Creatures Great and Small?

Densaner, Holly United, Panther, and The unified missourtama states

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:Has anyone been watching the reboot of "All Creatures Great and Small?

hmm I actually never heard of that so you have peaked my interest in this so what is it about?

The unified missourtama states wrote:
*slips into the crocodile pit on a bad sidestep*

AhhhhShiiiiiiiiii...
I just got out, dammit!

damn The unified missourtama states you really have fallen and the crocodiles pitied against you lmao. *sees The unified missourtama states fall into the crocodile pit starts laughing then immediately stops when I realize what just happened. Walks with rope in hand dropping one end towards TUMS saying well you want my help or not*

Disclaimer: map is from panther. not including countries on the pacific continent or any nations with their land totally on land that doesn’t exist in the real world because if I did they would only be estimates of the area no better then an educated guess. Aamericanium I apologize for not having your territory shown so please telegram me what your area is if you want it to be shown.Sayabara I’m sorry that most of your territory is not given the area so if you want to have the area for most of your country shown then Telegram me or in RMB say what area your country takes up.
Johanneslanden and Holly United I’m sorry that your overseas territories aren’t mentioned in the area so if you want your territorie’s area to be shown then Telegram me or in RMB say what area your respective territories take up
Across the world with 6 nations and territories in Europe, 4 in Africa (including A Small Rock Off Maowi and A Down and Dusky Blonde), 7 in Asia, 6 in Oceania/ Australia, 5 in the pacific continent, 3 in South America and 5 in North America. All nations on the map that are dead or moved to another will remain here until they are removed from the map

Listed from largest to smallest

Countries of South Pacific regional map

1.Dorig 8,480,563 square miles

2.Holly United 5,060,311 square miles (including Baffin Island and the all of the Hudson Bay Islands apart of Holy United)

3.Americatain area 4,174,034 square miles (including overseas territories on 6 continents making this empire the most widespread in the region)

4.Lingang area 4,086,896.54 square miles or 10,585,072.62 km²

5.Sahcara 3,766,199 square miles (including overseas territories)

7.Bartoninghamborough
2,205,429 square miles

8.Cerenta area 1,876,992

9.Panther area 1,747,834.99 square miles (including overseas territories)

12.Republic of Sernia area 1,079,195 square miles

13.Communist Beijing Must be China area 905,402 square miles

18. International Waters area 178,704 square miles

19.Noxious Air area 161,552 square miles

20.Greater republic of vietnam area 128,066

21.The unified missourtama states area 103,483 square miles.

22.Johanneslanden area 89,775.3 square miles (excluding all Johanneslanden territories on the pacific continent)

23.Postania land area 42,881 square miles (including overseas territories)

24.Rongorongo area 10,430 square miles

25. A Down and Dusky Blonde area 10,093 square miles.

26.St bonaventure area 7,056 square miles

27 A Small Rock Off Maowi area 970 square miles.

15.Norgiestoileckylockj area 950 square miles.

28. Garetolia area 63.17 square miles (taken from the area of Easter island)

Read factbook

Also wondering should I arrange the listings of the area from smallest to largest, largest to smallest, or neither.

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherAmericatain

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:Has anyone been watching the reboot of "All Creatures Great and Small?

Jeez, they remade that? I didn’t watch the original either. Vets and farmers. Folk shoving their arms up...well, you know. Ewww. 🐄

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara

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The unified missourtama states wrote:Where do you think you came from, Den?

Moooo!

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara

Densaner wrote:Moooo!

Cowland!!!

Mooooooooo to my brethren

Hmm I wonder 💭

Cowland exist!

Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara

Holly United wrote:Cowland exist!

We need to milk this for all it’s worth. I have now have a steak and don’t have a beef with such a moove...

Densaner wrote:We need to milk this for all it’s worth. I have now have a steak and don’t have a beef with such a moove...

it’s nice to know I’m not the only one who says puns here

Sahcara wrote:it’s nice to know I’m not the only one who says puns here

Den was the original casus belli of the Great Pun Wars that once ravaged this peaceful region. Scarring trenches tore up our once-pleasant beaches, and deafening artillery lobbed awful puns across a no man's land littered with the mangled corpses of our tongue. After the uneasy truce, songs were written about those conflicts, but they cannot be repeated here for the scandalous number of puns included in their lyrics. Obviously, the war criminal Densaner remains at large and unpunished for his crimes against language. A military tribunal was initially created to deal with the issue, but it rapidly dissolved into word play and had to be abolished.

Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara

Panther wrote:Den was the original casus belli of the Great Pun Wars that once ravaged this peaceful region. Scarring trenches tore up our once-pleasant beaches, and deafening artillery lobbed awful puns across a no man's land littered with the mangled corpses of our tongue. After the uneasy truce, songs were written about those conflicts, but they cannot be repeated here for the scandalous number of puns included in their lyrics. Obviously, the war criminal Densaner remains at large and unpunished for his crimes against language. A military tribunal was initially created to deal with the issue, but it rapidly dissolved into word play and had to be abolished.

*Gains new respect for Densaner*

Densaner, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 3 othersPanther, The unified missourtama states, and Sahcara

Panther wrote:Den was the original casus belli of the Great Pun Wars that once ravaged this peaceful region. Scarring trenches tore up our once-pleasant beaches, and deafening artillery lobbed awful puns across a no man's land littered with the mangled corpses of our tongue. After the uneasy truce, songs were written about those conflicts, but they cannot be repeated here for the scandalous number of puns included in their lyrics. Obviously, the war criminal Densaner remains at large and unpunished for his crimes against language. A military tribunal was initially created to deal with the issue, but it rapidly dissolved into word play and had to be abolished.

*awards Densaner with the great pun-isher award*

Densaner, Noxious Air, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and 2 othersPanther, and The unified missourtama states

The Voice of ARB wrote:*Gains new respect for Densaner*

*writes down The Voice of ARB in my Great Book of Grudges*

Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, The unified missourtama states, and 2 othersSayabara, and Sahcara

Panther wrote:Den was the original casus belli of the Great Pun Wars that once ravaged this peaceful region.

I might be a punter, but you’re still the king of overblown rhetoric.

Sahcara wrote:it’s nice to know I’m not the only one who says puns here

Check the archive. I also have a side hustle in poorly written limericks.

The Voice of ARB wrote:*Gains new respect for Densaner*

*Wonders why the respect wasn’t there to begin with*

Sahcara wrote:*awards Densaner with the great pun-isher award*

I’d like to dedicate this great honour to my uncle Oscar and my Grammy.

Panther wrote:*writes down The Voice of ARB in my Great Book of Grudges*

*writes down The Voice of ARB in my Great Book of Grudges*

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and 2 othersSayabara, and Sahcara

Densaner wrote:you’re still the king of overblown rhetoric.

Well, if that's the throne I've built myself, I suppose I must sit in it... It's really lumpy, though, and the legs are all wobbly. Going to have to put some folded paper under this one leg... Also, it's far too tall -- just look how my legs dangle down like a small child's. And it comes with this paper crown that's branded with a popular fast food burger joint... I don't feel good about this, at all.

Densaner, A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, and The unified missourtama states

Panther wrote:Well, if that's the throne I've built myself, I suppose I must sit in it...

You're royally screwed. But, as a prince amongst men, only you have the majesty to crown such an empressive ceremony.

A Down and Dusky Blonde, Holly United, Panther, The unified missourtama states, and 1 otherSahcara

Densaner wrote:You're royally screwed. But, as a prince amongst men, only you have the majesty to crown such an empressive ceremony.

wow Densaner that was quite interesting allowing any nation to crown you

Also Americatain do you control the UK territory of Gibraltar?

Sahcara wrote:

Also Americatain do you control the UK territory of Gibraltar?

Yes I do Sahcara 😀

Americatain wrote:Yes I do Sahcara 😀

Ok cool I was just curious

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