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nice my own poem <3

to be fair I try to keep my public care good though

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the low rights ratings are just people whing about me "forcing political opponents into manual labour" and other such outrageous claims

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Dorento wrote:He can, and he just did.

I think not. My military is mightier; my economy is more powerful; my influence level is higher; and Salaxalans likes me more! So there!

Matrixulated, Altered natives, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, and 2 othersPlease be kind and rewind, and Haremm

Uropya wrote:just spend less government money on stupid stuff: healthcare, public transport, education who needs such things

But if I don't spend that government money my country can't do all these cool things. What a conundrum indeed.

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Altered natives

Matrixulated wrote:First to stand out in a crowd,
Annoying for being so loud,
Attention he craved, debauched and depraved,
Team-leo poetic and proud.

    Sit down, shut up, and eat your potatoes! 🤫
    🥔🥔🥔


M.

😂✌️
Lesson: Don't ask for your own poem!

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Altered natives

Versatran wrote:Hey! 🤬
He said "heresy"...not "hairless kid!" 😡

🤣 🤣 🤣
Ohmigosh! 🤯

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Twilight Town wrote:But if I don't spend that government money my country can't do all these cool things. What a conundrum indeed.

Indeed.
There are a few issues that can result in drastic budget cuts. Keep a lookout for those.

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Since it doesn't look like anybody has said anything here yet...

IT'S ELECTION TIME!
The legislature and regional delegate are up for election*!
If you are a citizen, go vote!
If you aren't a citizen, go become one! And then vote!

Remember, a vote for Ltin is a vote for burning the chief executive!

*also a retention election for the chief justice

Kialga, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 7 othersAurenovia, Altered natives, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Dorento, and Anthyr

Altered natives wrote:😂✌️
Lesson: Don't ask for your own poem!

Altered natives wrote:🤣 🤣 🤣
Ohmigosh! 🤯

You're welcome to Matrixulated.
You're welcomed by Versatran.
Lesson : Spiritus welcomes guest daytrippers in our own special way! 😂
Thats what you get! 🤗

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Twilight Town wrote:Guys how the heck do I lower my tax rates?
They're at 98.9% and that is very concerning to me.

You guys want to lower taxes?
laughs in free transport, education, healthcare, houses

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Uropya wrote:just spend less government money on stupid stuff: healthcare, public transport, education who needs such things

ah, no wonder your economy sucks
there's this thing called government subsidies

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Dorento wrote:He can, and he just did.

if this was that easy, we’d all be starved.

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Schnozzel wrote:This country has a point, you do not need such things.
You shall be an empty land that can only pull strings.
Just cut corners where it is “inconvenient”.
Uropya is not a place for people to vent.
Perhaps if you cared, your rights would not be so poor.
You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!

Hey Schnozzel, could you write a poem about Dorento please? (That's me)

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Consigahria wrote:I think not. My military is mightier; my economy is more powerful; my influence level is higher; and Salaxalans likes me more! So there!

*sighs*

Salaxalans, do you really like him more? I'm disappointed in you.

*tut tut tut*

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Aurenovia wrote:if this was that easy, we’d all be starved.

Ah. Good point.

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Dorento wrote:Hey Schnozzel, could you write a poem about Dorento please? (That's me)

Dorento is that epic place.
You know, the one we don’t disgrace.
They excel in trout fishing.
Dorento being fishy, no that’s not a thing.
This Dominion is caring and has culture.
They have a space program that soars higher than a vulture.
Dorento is labeled primitive.
However, that’s not very constructive.
The people of Dorento die like heroes.
Old and strolling through the park, feeding some sparrows.
The brilliant nation lacks war, and no one owns a gun.
They still have karate and know how to have fun.
Dorento is made of lassies and lads.
They have badgers and mushrooms, those absolute chads.
You should go to Dorento and walk down the street.
This is now the end; the story is complete.

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Schnozzel wrote:Dorento is that epic place.
You know, the one we don’t disgrace.
They excel in trout fishing.
Dorento being fishy, no that’s not a thing.
This Dominion is caring and has culture.
They have a space program that soars higher than a vulture.
Dorento is labeled primitive.
However, that’s not very constructive.
The people of Dorento die like heroes.
Old and strolling through the park, feeding some sparrows.
The brilliant nation lacks war, and no one owns a gun.
They still have karate and know how to have fun.
Dorento is made of lassies and lads.
They have badgers and mushrooms, those absolute chads.
You should go to Dorento and walk down the street.
This is now the end; the story is complete.

Brilliant! Thank you!

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Everyone join team leo!!!!

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Muppet puppet manager

Team Leo wrote:Everyone join team leo!!!!

Yo, dude like, chillax maaan. Don't be pressing and like, hassling us folks in Spiritus. 😌
We're all chill and vibing with the 🥔 Potatoes 🥔 hereabouts, dude. ✌️
Peace and love, hairy Lion-bro! ☮️❤️

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Muppet puppet manager wrote:Yo, dude like, chillax maaan. Don't be pressing and like, hassling us folks in Spiritus. 😌
We're all chill and vibing with the 🥔 Potatoes 🥔 hereabouts, dude. ✌️
Peace and love, hairy Lion-bro! ☮️❤️

Right

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Muppet puppet manager ii

Team Leo wrote:Right

Right? No no no no not!
Zoot be stoner saxman in band. Him says, "Right-on!" methinks. Yah. Uh-huh, dat right.
Say, you have any cookie? 🍪

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    RMB traffic in response to Alekseandrea's latest Regional Spiritus Poll...

    Pick the superior beverage:
    🔲 Tea
    🔲 Coffee

    Haremm wrote:Why isn't there an option to pick both?

    Alekseandrea wrote:Because picking both is worse than picking coffee.

    Exterris wrote:Why isn't there an option to pick neither ;P

🤪 Omigosh!

Haremm You savage! 😣
Alekseandrea You did this, wench! 😬
But again, and consistent of late, great Poll. 👍👏
Exterris How dare you, you backwater uncultured non-teadrinking rube! 😤

M.

Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, and 4 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, and Haremm

Hello

Matrixulated, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, and 3 othersMatrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, and Haremm

Hello, a big and hearty "Welcome to Spiritus!" for you, Kit kats.
Here is your gift Potato...🥔

M.

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Dorento wrote:*sighs*

Salaxalans, do you really like him more? I'm disappointed in you.

*tut tut tut*

I love all my nations equally.

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