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Kaltovar wrote:I have a friendship treaty (not alliance) with Margaux I believe. I would like them to leave you alone or at least be more reasonable toward you and I'll say that here. Pory I have almost no influence over at all.

Well. They've left us alone two years ago, and it costed 60% of the Haivonian Mainland Infrastructure more over the Exhaustion of a Haivonian Army, which costed over 40 Trillion to make that Extreme Reconstruction of the Millitary, for not to say the Dead Count. In other words, I was in a much worse situation then you, and I managed to barely survive and win the Battle of Haivon, yet losing Pluto in the proccess. If you want to do something now, support my future Independence which I program to be done soon.

Krystalveil wrote:"Well, we would do that too =)"

Facepalm

Haivon wrote:Well. They've left us alone two years ago, and it costed 60% of the Haivonian Mainland Infrastructure more over the Exhaustion of a Haivonian Army, which costed over 40 Trillion to make that Extreme Reconstruction of the Millitary, for not to say the Dead Count. In other words, I was in a much worse situation then you, and I managed to barely survive and win the Battle of Haivon, yet losing Pluto in the proccess. If you want to do something now, support my future Independence which I program to be done soon.

I do support your future independence, but I'm not gonna like arm insurgents or anything.

Haivon wrote:Facepalm

"Saturn is very pretty =)"

Kaltovar wrote:I do support your future independence, but I'm not gonna like arm insurgents or anything.

Thanks. No need, for now Pluto is a lost cause to us, I'm part of Onfande, which if I wanted I could rebel and take him over with what I have at this moment.
But still. We won't forget what happened.

Porflox wrote:"I want 50 percent of saturn's total mass, and 50 percent of the moon (of earth)'s total surface area. I can drop neptune or uranus."

Ridiculous!

Venmere wrote:Ridiculous!

I know.

Porflox, I think you should not get any more than 20% of Saturn and the Moon. I also want some of Uranus and Saturn, but I was asking something like 1% or less of those places. 50%? That's an exorbitant amount.

Venmere wrote:Porflox, I think you should not get any more than 20% of Saturn and the Moon. I also want some of Uranus and Saturn, but I was asking something like 1% or less of those places. 50%? That's an exorbitant amount.

Did Porflox even play a big role in the war?

Ahem, everyone, I would like some of Uranus and Saturn. Perhaps we could strike a deal where Porflox recieves 25% of Saturn and 25% of the moon's surface, with me recieving 5% of Saturn and 1% of Uranus. Then, over a period of time, my Saturn property will slowly be turned over to Porflox until I have only 1% left.

Venmere wrote:Ahem, everyone, I would like some of Uranus and Saturn. Perhaps we could strike a deal where Porflox recieves 25% of Saturn and 25% of the moon's surface, with me recieving 5% of Saturn and 1% of Uranus. Then, over a period of time, my Saturn property will slowly be turned over to Porflox until I have only 1% left.

That is quite a interesting proposal and I really don't see much wrong with it....but I doubt Porflox will agree

Venmere wrote:Ahem, everyone, I would like some of Uranus and Saturn. Perhaps we could strike a deal where Porflox recieves 25% of Saturn and 25% of the moon's surface, with me recieving 5% of Saturn and 1% of Uranus. Then, over a period of time, my Saturn property will slowly be turned over to Porflox until I have only 1% left.

I can edit this proposal to say that I will recieve 10% of Saturn and 5% of Uranus, and over time 5% of the Saturn surface will be returned to Krystalveil, and 4% will be given to Porflox over time. Then, over time, 4% of the Uranus territory will be returned to Krystalveil, leaving me some time to harvest materials and such.

Venmere wrote:I can edit this proposal to say that I will recieve 10% of Saturn and 5% of Uranus, and over time 5% of the Saturn surface will be returned to Krystalveil, and 4% will be given to Porflox over time. Then, over time, 4% of the Uranus territory will be returned to Krystalveil, leaving me some time to harvest materials and such.

Interesting, hopefully I'll open NS tomorrow to see peaceful negotiations instead of another GIW.

Haivon wrote:Thanks. No need, for now Pluto is a lost cause to us, I'm part of Onfande, which if I wanted I could rebel and take him over with what I have at this moment.
But still. We won't forget what happened.

I'll remember this.

*Imperial Forces are spread all across the surface of Mercury. Tanks fasten with plows are rolling across through foreign territory.*

*Spacecraft are landing numerous times to pick up loads and drop them off elsewhere.*

*Numerous smaller explosions can be seen and heard.*

Trial of Gong
--------------------------------------------------
There will come times when Gong needs to decide what is the best course of action. Gong has made "Trial of Gong" to prepare for such decisions.

1

The first Trial of Gong was held on April 10, 2021 against Porymonia, who was being accused of being a big meanie.
The court proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Porymonia, is it true that you are a big meanie and are not, in fact, the bee's knees?

Porymonia wrote:Well I’m a big meanie to the ones I don’t like. But I can be the best of friends with allies

Gonggong wrote:I knew I could trust you!

The court gave the verdict of "not guilt" and Porymonia was acquitted.


2

The Second Trial of Gong was held on April 12, 2021 against Krystalveil, who was being accused of using nuclear warheads during war.
The court proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Gong will commence Trail of Gong
The defendant, Krystalveil, will be questioned on these acts.
But only when Krystalveil wakes up, because Krystalveil still asleep

Krystalveil wrote:

"We were already pardoned by a God for our acts; it doesn't matter that that God was us =)"

Gonggong wrote:You may have been pardoned by a God, but you have not said sorry. In Gong history, Porymonia was the only other nation to be put on Trial of Gong. The Trial of Gong will commence.
Krystalveil, is it true that you are not the Bee's Knees and are responsible for the Krystalnukes that Krystaldestroyed Wires?

Krystalveil wrote:*pets Gong*

"So young and innocent =)"

Gonggong wrote:Hmm, that's a fine argument.
Gong likes pets and smiles, but Gong will not be bribed.
Gong will take some time off to think about the verdict

Gonggong wrote:There verdict has been reached
Krystalveil's use of nuclear warheads has been recognized by the Trial,
and will be sentenced to saying sorry to The Wires Empire

The court ended with a guilty verdict and Krystalveil being sentenced to a "Sorry" toward The Wires Empire for the use of nuclear warheads against their nation.

Picture of the dashing smile that nearly bribed Gong:

Krystalveil wrote:

"=)"


3

The Third Trial of Gong, aka the Trial of the Saturn Crisis, took place on April 13 and is the first trial with two people, Krystalveil and Porflox, against each other. The previous Trial of Gongs were presented in an interview form, but a double trial like this will be shown differently. Pieces of evidence in the form of quotations will be presented and Gong will try his best to be unbiased:
The Saturn Crisis began when Porflox demanded that a section of land on Saturn bought after the treaty still stood by the same rules and must be split evenly between them and Krystalveil. Krystalveil argued that the land was bought after they made the treaty and thus exempt from it. Tensions escalated into a full fledged war in which both sides committed multiple war crimes.
Porflox wrote:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You should always get confirmation before taking large-scale action :)

The above is a direct quote from Porflox, which due to its threatening tone, is marked under 'threats and insults.'

Krystalveil wrote:*takes down every ship that crosses the border, regardless of what their job is*

Krystalveil wrote:"Offerings to gods =)"

The two quotes above show the war crimes committed by Krystalveil during these wars. Krystalveil, without hesitation, shot down multiple tourist vessel that entered the atmosphere of Saturn. In the defense of Krystalveil, it was Porflox who first decided to use tourist vessels as a meat shield. Both Krystalveil and Porlfox will be charged with 'Warcrimes, Warmongering, and Ruin.'

The Validity of the Trial is currently being put into question as many think that the Court of Gong is biased toward Krystalveil due to their amazing smile. Through a very tough vote, the Court of Gong ruled that Porflox was responsible for the war; both nations, however, will be punished due to their multiple warcrimes.
Krystalveil and Porflox are sentenced to saying 'sorry' to each other

Picture of the amazing smile that almost confiscated the validity of the Court of Gong:

Krystalveil wrote:

"=)"


4

The Fourth Trial of Gong took place on April 14 against The Galactic American Imperium for being meanie towards The Wires Empire
The Trial proceeded as such:
The Galactic American Imperium wrote:Sorry to break to ya...but no

Gonggong wrote:You broke maxim IV.
IV. Don't be meanie

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=)

Gonggong wrote:nO
That is Krystalveil's innocent smile
If you continue like this, Gong will have no choice other than to put you on Trial of Gong

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=)

Gonggong wrote:Then the fourth Trial shall commence,
Galactic American Imperium, what do you have to say for yourself for being meanie?

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=), We are not being meanie, we say the truth

Gonggong wrote:So you say that what you said was not meanie, but Court of Gong disagree.
Galactic American Imperium, if you have anything left to say, say it now.
Then your sentence will be given

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:It is the truth after all. =)

Gonggong wrote:Then you are sentenced to saying 'sorry' to Wires!

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:...
....
.....
The Wires Empire, sorry...

Gonggong wrote:Good :)
Gong forgive you, and I'm sure Wires does too :)

Galactic American Imperium was found guilty and sentenced to saying 'sorry' to Wires.


4.5

The Four and a half Trial of Gong took place on April 14 against The Wires Empire for using drugs.
The Trial proceeded as such:
The Galactic American Imperium wrote:Put Wires on the Trail of Gong for drug abuse

Gonggong wrote:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok
The Wires Empire, is it true that you are abusing drugs? Drugs have feelings too y'know.

The Wires Empire wrote:I use drugs, i snort them!

Gonggong wrote:That ok, Trial of Gong sentence you to rehab :)

The Wires Empire wrote:Ew, hell no

Wires was found guilty and sentenced to drug addiction rehab :)


5

The fifth Trial of Gong took place on April 16 against Porflox for being meanie against New Meixio.
The Trial proceeded as such:
Porflox wrote:Ew monarchy

New Meixio wrote:Shut up you are a dead nation

*Remembers Meixio collapsed 3 times and isn’t even united*
... Nevermind, I will be in that corner crying so if you need something just call me

*Drinks a shot of Tequila*

Gonggong wrote:Porflox!
You have been called to the Trial of Gong for the crime of hurting New Meixio's Feelings!
What do you say in your defense?

Porflox wrote:My defense: democracy is good because it allows the government to be reactionary to the will of the people, whom the government is to serve. If a government does not help its people, it is a failed state; and the best way to not become a failed state is to become a democracy where the leaders are required to serve the people.

Gonggong wrote:You were accused of, "hurting New Meixio's Feelings!"
What you said would be a good defense for democracy, but not for being meanie!
Justify your meanie!

Porflox wrote:Democracy is good. I am simply re-iterating my position on the topic[/i]

Gonggong wrote:Not only do you admit fault, you also admit to being meanie!
This calls for the worst punishment under the Trial!
Porflox! The Trial of Gong hereby finds you guilty of being meanie and sentence you to saying sorry to New Meixio!
Failure to comply with the court will grant you a strongly worded letter sent to your parents!

Porflox wrote:I would like to appeal the ruling

Gonggong wrote:Unfortunately, the Trial of Gong is the highest court in the nation!
You cannot appeal to a higher court!
So what will it be Porflox, will you say sorry or deal with the consequences?

Porflox wrote:I demand an appeal, or else shall renounce Gong!

Gonggong wrote:*Gasp!*
You wouldn't dare...

Porflox wrote:I demand my appeal, as is my right accord to "The laws and rules of Gong" Volume 2 section 13 paragraph 4

Gonggong wrote:Nice try...
Gong has no written laws because the written language hasn't been invented!

Porflox wrote:Then how are you writing things?

Gonggong wrote:By typing!
Not writing! :D

Porflox wrote:Well, it was typed! Not written!

Gonggong wrote:Gong has no computers!

Porflox wrote:Then how are you typing?

Gonggong wrote:I'm not!
We're talking in a courtroom!

Porflox wrote:But the courtroom is a email chain!

Gonggong wrote:The Courtroom, is a room that is a court!
Porflox, this has gone on long enough
Will you take your sentencing of saying sorry to New Meixio or will you deal with the consequences?

Porflox wrote:I think about it and get back to you once I finish thinking

Gonggong wrote:Ok! :D

Porflox never officially came back to Trial, and thus deems them as a Trial Criminal until they choose to say sorry to New Meixio :D


6

The sixth Trial of Gong occurred on April 19 against Zaberaz hapang for being a meanie. TRIGGER WARNING: The "D" word is uttered. If you are sensitive please skip this Trial.
Gonggong wrote:Thats it,
its time to go all out,
Zaberaz Hapang, you have been summoned by The Trial of Gong!
You are being accused of committing a felomeanie, what have you say in your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:A junior diplomat is sent to the trial of gong
"Why am I here?"

Gonggong wrote:You are here because your country has committed one of the worst crimes in the court of Gong: Being a meanie!
What is your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:How was my nation a meanie? By not providing welfare?

Gonggong wrote:Your nation is being meanie by saying 'EW.' The court of Gong very much supports political-positivity and won't stand for welfare-shaming! This is classified as a felomeanie!
What do you say in your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:Welfare is disgusting

Gonggong wrote:you said the d word

Zaberaz Hapang! If you do not cease, the Court will have no other choice than to grant you the worst punishment the trial can give!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:Can we get this over with? I have a class at New Campton university in 2 hours

Gonggong wrote:Zaberaz Hapang!
You are sentenced to time out for being a meanie!

This trial got a little heated, especially when Zaberaz Hapang uttered the d word. The Court of Gong deeply apologizes for the violence shown on the Trial and ensures that future Trials will be more suitable for the average viewer.
Here is a Krystalveil smile to make you feel better:

Krystalveil wrote:"=)"


7

The seventh Trial of Gong commenced on April 20th against Mat She for being suspected of being meanie against Krystalveil.
The Trial proceeded as such:
Mat She wrote:launches 100 ICBMs in Mariana Trench
This will definitely do something! Hopefully it doesn’t result in the heat death of the Earth!

Krystalveil wrote:"=("

Gonggong wrote:The Trial of Gong! will commence against Mat She for being meanie against Krystalveil and making them frown!
Mat She, what do you say in your defense?

Krystalveil wrote:"There is no need for a trial =)"

Mat She wrote:I disabled the warheads on the ICBMs! And I didn’t see the fact they didn’t want us to launch ICBMs!

Gonggong wrote:Ok! By the wishes of Krystalveil, and the plausible defense for Mat She, the Trial of Gong! against Mat She finds the suspect Innocent!

The is currently the shortest Trial in Trial of Gong history!


8

This Trial took place on April 20th. The first defendant was Porymonia who was justifying their use of nukes, but very quickly the Trial escalated into a blaming-war. Trial of Gong declared all participants of the Trial guilty and sentenced them all to 'saying sorry' to each other. Gong was then accused for forcing people to do things they don't want to do and was placed on Trial of Gong. Gong blackmailed Gong and revealed the deepest darkest secret Gong had: Liking Krystalveil's smile!
the Trial proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Ok, by vote of 2 people, Porymonia will be put on Trial of Gong for using nukes!
What is your defense, Pory?

Porymonia wrote:But they are discriminating me

Gonggong wrote:All three of you,
say sorry to each other

New Meixio wrote:Are you screaming? And obligating the others to do something they don’t want to? Hmmmm Trial of Gong?

Gonggong wrote:ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ
Gong will be put on Trial of Gong!
Gonggong, what is your defense?!?!

New Meixio wrote:Oh god I broke the system. I was just joking Gong you don’t need to do that I am sorry

Gonggong wrote:Gong say that Gonggong is innocent! I have the one thing that you can't afford to lose, Gong!

Gonggong wrote:No!
Don't say it!
Blackmail is illegal under Trial of Gong!

Gonggong wrote:Gong will reveal Gong's deepest secret if Trail of Gong! do not make Gong innocent!

Gonggong wrote:No! Gong's values will not be compromised!
Gong refuses to suck up to Gong!

Gonggong wrote:You leave me no choice, Gong.
You deepest darkest secret is now known to all:
nation=gonggong/detail=factbook/id=1534773

Krystalveil wrote:*pretends to be shocked*

"Interesting =)"

Gonggong wrote:Gong is very embarrassed now

The Trial ended abruptly, with no clear sign of innocence or guilt.


9

Gonggong wrote:Insult?
Margaux, you are called to the Trial of Gong! for being meanie against Wires!
What do you say in your defense?!?

Margaux wrote:I will happily set the nation of TWE on fire.

Gonggong wrote:Nooooo!
That is very meanie!
Margaux, if you do not cease your meanie, Gong will sentence you to 'saying sorry' to Wires!

Margaux wrote:I will happily commit genocide in his nation.

Gonggong wrote:Wires deserves to be respected and kept sovereign, like any other nation!
The Trial of Gong! Hereby sentences you to saying sorry to Wires!
Say Sorry to Wires now

Margaux wrote:TWE, I'm sorry you are such an easy nation to commit genocide in.

The Wires Empire wrote:Cri

Gonggong wrote:that is not an apology, it is meanie disguised as an apology
Say Sorry to Wires!

Margaux wrote:TWE, I'm sorry I did not wipe out your population before this began.

Gonggong wrote:That is not apology. If you do not apology to Wires, Gong will be sad.

Margaux wrote:*Hands him a Osean cookie.*

I'm not going to apologzie.

Gonggong wrote:please apologize

Margaux wrote:I only apologizes to my allies.

Gonggong wrote:please apologize to Wires

Margaux wrote:I can not and will not, good sir.

Gonggong wrote:Alright then,
just like Porflox, Margaux will be designated a trial criminal and will only be relinquished of that title when they say sorry to Wires.

Gonggong wrote:Margaux was genuinely sorry for making Gong sad!
Because of that, Gong has removed Margaux's "Trial Criminal" title! :D


10

Margaux wrote:And?

*Looks around the region.*

No one is doing anything.

Gonggong wrote:I will do something.
Margaux, for being a meanie and threatening Lord Humungus Marauders, you are being put on Trial of Gong! for the second time today. If you refuse to take your sentence this time, then the title "Trial Criminal" will be placed upon your head indefinitely!
What's your defense?

Margaux wrote:I did more good than bad.

Gonggong wrote:Fair enough :D
Margaux is deemed innocent by the Trial!


11

Gonggong wrote:Yay!

But by the request of Krystalveil:
Gonggong! You have been placed on the eleventh Trial of Gong! on account of Lying to Krystalveil!! What do you have to say for yourself?

Gonggong wrote:Gong is very sorry to have lied to Krystalveil. Gong only wanted to keep Krystalkow so Gong could be reminded of Krystalveil!

Gonggong wrote:The Krystalveil has said it best: Regardless of how good-natured your intentions were, you still did something bad! You are guilty of lies!

Gonggong wrote:Ok, Gong concede.
Gong pleads guilty of lies :(

Gonggong wrote:Very well then:
Gonggong! The Trial sentences you to timeout for 5 minutes!


12

On May 8, Cannicat was called to the trial on accounts of bombing a Coldian city.
Gonggong wrote:*Gasp!* That's awful!

Cannicat! For bombing one of Coldian's Cities and for being a meanie, you are hereby called to the Trial of Gong!

Cannicat wrote:ok

Gonggong wrote:State your defense!

Cannicat wrote:HE LIED I DID NIT NOT BLUE HUP HIS SITY I LITERALLY DIDNT CAKK HIM A CHICKEN SOTP COLDIAN
Coldian the plan is working

Gonggong wrote:So you deny taking part of the Coldian bombing?
Coldian Do you have any evidence that shows that Cannicat was the one responsible for the kaboom?

Coldian wrote:“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” The millions of families lost in the explosion..... There were no whitenesses... cause they’re all dead!”

Gonggong wrote:What about that photo you showed us earlier?

Coldian wrote:O_O ...

Cannicat wrote:I HAVE IT
WAIT
https://images.theweek.com/sites/default/files/styles/tw_image_9_4/public/iStock-492625765.jpg?itok=eWYgUIXZ&resize=450x200

Coldian wrote:Yep that’s the one... O_o

Gonggong wrote:Cannicat! For your crimes of meanies, you are hereby sentenced to apologizing to Coldian for the bombing!

Coldian wrote:OKAY I GIVE UP Gonggong I lied Im sorry... ;(

Gonggong wrote:What? You lied?!?
Then you must be placed on Trial of Gong as well!

Coldian wrote:CANNICAT TOLD ME TO LIE IM SORRY ITS HIS FAULT NOT MINE T-T

Gonggong wrote:If that's the case, then Cannicat! You will be placed upon the trial, for real this time!

Cannicat wrote:It was a prank
thats my defense

Gonggong wrote:Jokes are meant to make people laugh, and today in the court, you have caused much sadness.
State your real defense please

Cannicat wrote:ok I plead guilty gonggong

Gonggong wrote:Then you are sentenced to an apology, toward Gong

Cannicat wrote:I'm sorry Gong

Cannicat was declared guilty, and sentenced to an apology! :D


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Porymonia wrote:
Trial of Gong
--------------------------------------------------
There will come times when Gong needs to decide what is the best course of action. Gong has made "Trial of Gong" to prepare for such decisions.

1

The first Trial of Gong was held on April 10, 2021 against Porymonia, who was being accused of being a big meanie.
The court proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Porymonia, is it true that you are a big meanie and are not, in fact, the bee's knees?

Porymonia wrote:Well I’m a big meanie to the ones I don’t like. But I can be the best of friends with allies

Gonggong wrote:I knew I could trust you!

The court gave the verdict of "not guilt" and Porymonia was acquitted.


2

The Second Trial of Gong was held on April 12, 2021 against Krystalveil, who was being accused of using nuclear warheads during war.
The court proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Gong will commence Trail of Gong
The defendant, Krystalveil, will be questioned on these acts.
But only when Krystalveil wakes up, because Krystalveil still asleep

Krystalveil wrote:

"We were already pardoned by a God for our acts; it doesn't matter that that God was us =)"

Gonggong wrote:You may have been pardoned by a God, but you have not said sorry. In Gong history, Porymonia was the only other nation to be put on Trial of Gong. The Trial of Gong will commence.
Krystalveil, is it true that you are not the Bee's Knees and are responsible for the Krystalnukes that Krystaldestroyed Wires?

Krystalveil wrote:*pets Gong*

"So young and innocent =)"

Gonggong wrote:Hmm, that's a fine argument.
Gong likes pets and smiles, but Gong will not be bribed.
Gong will take some time off to think about the verdict

Gonggong wrote:There verdict has been reached
Krystalveil's use of nuclear warheads has been recognized by the Trial,
and will be sentenced to saying sorry to The Wires Empire

The court ended with a guilty verdict and Krystalveil being sentenced to a "Sorry" toward The Wires Empire for the use of nuclear warheads against their nation.

Picture of the dashing smile that nearly bribed Gong:

Krystalveil wrote:

"=)"


3

The Third Trial of Gong, aka the Trial of the Saturn Crisis, took place on April 13 and is the first trial with two people, Krystalveil and Porflox, against each other. The previous Trial of Gongs were presented in an interview form, but a double trial like this will be shown differently. Pieces of evidence in the form of quotations will be presented and Gong will try his best to be unbiased:
The Saturn Crisis began when Porflox demanded that a section of land on Saturn bought after the treaty still stood by the same rules and must be split evenly between them and Krystalveil. Krystalveil argued that the land was bought after they made the treaty and thus exempt from it. Tensions escalated into a full fledged war in which both sides committed multiple war crimes.
Porflox wrote:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You should always get confirmation before taking large-scale action :)

The above is a direct quote from Porflox, which due to its threatening tone, is marked under 'threats and insults.'

Krystalveil wrote:*takes down every ship that crosses the border, regardless of what their job is*

Krystalveil wrote:"Offerings to gods =)"

The two quotes above show the war crimes committed by Krystalveil during these wars. Krystalveil, without hesitation, shot down multiple tourist vessel that entered the atmosphere of Saturn. In the defense of Krystalveil, it was Porflox who first decided to use tourist vessels as a meat shield. Both Krystalveil and Porlfox will be charged with 'Warcrimes, Warmongering, and Ruin.'

The Validity of the Trial is currently being put into question as many think that the Court of Gong is biased toward Krystalveil due to their amazing smile. Through a very tough vote, the Court of Gong ruled that Porflox was responsible for the war; both nations, however, will be punished due to their multiple warcrimes.
Krystalveil and Porflox are sentenced to saying 'sorry' to each other

Picture of the amazing smile that almost confiscated the validity of the Court of Gong:

Krystalveil wrote:

"=)"


4

The Fourth Trial of Gong took place on April 14 against The Galactic American Imperium for being meanie towards The Wires Empire
The Trial proceeded as such:
The Galactic American Imperium wrote:Sorry to break to ya...but no

Gonggong wrote:You broke maxim IV.
IV. Don't be meanie

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=)

Gonggong wrote:nO
That is Krystalveil's innocent smile
If you continue like this, Gong will have no choice other than to put you on Trial of Gong

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=)

Gonggong wrote:Then the fourth Trial shall commence,
Galactic American Imperium, what do you have to say for yourself for being meanie?

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=), We are not being meanie, we say the truth

Gonggong wrote:So you say that what you said was not meanie, but Court of Gong disagree.
Galactic American Imperium, if you have anything left to say, say it now.
Then your sentence will be given

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:It is the truth after all. =)

Gonggong wrote:Then you are sentenced to saying 'sorry' to Wires!

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:...
....
.....
The Wires Empire, sorry...

Gonggong wrote:Good :)
Gong forgive you, and I'm sure Wires does too :)

Galactic American Imperium was found guilty and sentenced to saying 'sorry' to Wires.


4.5

The Four and a half Trial of Gong took place on April 14 against The Wires Empire for using drugs.
The Trial proceeded as such:
The Galactic American Imperium wrote:Put Wires on the Trail of Gong for drug abuse

Gonggong wrote:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok
The Wires Empire, is it true that you are abusing drugs? Drugs have feelings too y'know.

The Wires Empire wrote:I use drugs, i snort them!

Gonggong wrote:That ok, Trial of Gong sentence you to rehab :)

The Wires Empire wrote:Ew, hell no

Wires was found guilty and sentenced to drug addiction rehab :)


5

The fifth Trial of Gong took place on April 16 against Porflox for being meanie against New Meixio.
The Trial proceeded as such:
Porflox wrote:Ew monarchy

New Meixio wrote:Shut up you are a dead nation

*Remembers Meixio collapsed 3 times and isn’t even united*
... Nevermind, I will be in that corner crying so if you need something just call me

*Drinks a shot of Tequila*

Gonggong wrote:Porflox!
You have been called to the Trial of Gong for the crime of hurting New Meixio's Feelings!
What do you say in your defense?

Porflox wrote:My defense: democracy is good because it allows the government to be reactionary to the will of the people, whom the government is to serve. If a government does not help its people, it is a failed state; and the best way to not become a failed state is to become a democracy where the leaders are required to serve the people.

Gonggong wrote:You were accused of, "hurting New Meixio's Feelings!"
What you said would be a good defense for democracy, but not for being meanie!
Justify your meanie!

Porflox wrote:Democracy is good. I am simply re-iterating my position on the topic[/i]

Gonggong wrote:Not only do you admit fault, you also admit to being meanie!
This calls for the worst punishment under the Trial!
Porflox! The Trial of Gong hereby finds you guilty of being meanie and sentence you to saying sorry to New Meixio!
Failure to comply with the court will grant you a strongly worded letter sent to your parents!

Porflox wrote:I would like to appeal the ruling

Gonggong wrote:Unfortunately, the Trial of Gong is the highest court in the nation!
You cannot appeal to a higher court!
So what will it be Porflox, will you say sorry or deal with the consequences?

Porflox wrote:I demand an appeal, or else shall renounce Gong!

Gonggong wrote:*Gasp!*
You wouldn't dare...

Porflox wrote:I demand my appeal, as is my right accord to "The laws and rules of Gong" Volume 2 section 13 paragraph 4

Gonggong wrote:Nice try...
Gong has no written laws because the written language hasn't been invented!

Porflox wrote:Then how are you writing things?

Gonggong wrote:By typing!
Not writing! :D

Porflox wrote:Well, it was typed! Not written!

Gonggong wrote:Gong has no computers!

Porflox wrote:Then how are you typing?

Gonggong wrote:I'm not!
We're talking in a courtroom!

Porflox wrote:But the courtroom is a email chain!

Gonggong wrote:The Courtroom, is a room that is a court!
Porflox, this has gone on long enough
Will you take your sentencing of saying sorry to New Meixio or will you deal with the consequences?

Porflox wrote:I think about it and get back to you once I finish thinking

Gonggong wrote:Ok! :D

Porflox never officially came back to Trial, and thus deems them as a Trial Criminal until they choose to say sorry to New Meixio :D


6

The sixth Trial of Gong occurred on April 19 against Zaberaz hapang for being a meanie. TRIGGER WARNING: The "D" word is uttered. If you are sensitive please skip this Trial.
Gonggong wrote:Thats it,
its time to go all out,
Zaberaz Hapang, you have been summoned by The Trial of Gong!
You are being accused of committing a felomeanie, what have you say in your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:A junior diplomat is sent to the trial of gong
"Why am I here?"

Gonggong wrote:You are here because your country has committed one of the worst crimes in the court of Gong: Being a meanie!
What is your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:How was my nation a meanie? By not providing welfare?

Gonggong wrote:Your nation is being meanie by saying 'EW.' The court of Gong very much supports political-positivity and won't stand for welfare-shaming! This is classified as a felomeanie!
What do you say in your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:Welfare is disgusting

Gonggong wrote:you said the d word

Zaberaz Hapang! If you do not cease, the Court will have no other choice than to grant you the worst punishment the trial can give!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:Can we get this over with? I have a class at New Campton university in 2 hours

Gonggong wrote:Zaberaz Hapang!
You are sentenced to time out for being a meanie!

This trial got a little heated, especially when Zaberaz Hapang uttered the d word. The Court of Gong deeply apologizes for the violence shown on the Trial and ensures that future Trials will be more suitable for the average viewer.
Here is a Krystalveil smile to make you feel better:

Krystalveil wrote:"=)"


7

The seventh Trial of Gong commenced on April 20th against Mat She for being suspected of being meanie against Krystalveil.
The Trial proceeded as such:
Mat She wrote:launches 100 ICBMs in Mariana Trench
This will definitely do something! Hopefully it doesn’t result in the heat death of the Earth!

Krystalveil wrote:"=("

Gonggong wrote:The Trial of Gong! will commence against Mat She for being meanie against Krystalveil and making them frown!
Mat She, what do you say in your defense?

Krystalveil wrote:"There is no need for a trial =)"

Mat She wrote:I disabled the warheads on the ICBMs! And I didn’t see the fact they didn’t want us to launch ICBMs!

Gonggong wrote:Ok! By the wishes of Krystalveil, and the plausible defense for Mat She, the Trial of Gong! against Mat She finds the suspect Innocent!

The is currently the shortest Trial in Trial of Gong history!


8

This Trial took place on April 20th. The first defendant was Porymonia who was justifying their use of nukes, but very quickly the Trial escalated into a blaming-war. Trial of Gong declared all participants of the Trial guilty and sentenced them all to 'saying sorry' to each other. Gong was then accused for forcing people to do things they don't want to do and was placed on Trial of Gong. Gong blackmailed Gong and revealed the deepest darkest secret Gong had: Liking Krystalveil's smile!
the Trial proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Ok, by vote of 2 people, Porymonia will be put on Trial of Gong for using nukes!
What is your defense, Pory?

Porymonia wrote:But they are discriminating me

Gonggong wrote:All three of you,
say sorry to each other

New Meixio wrote:Are you screaming? And obligating the others to do something they don’t want to? Hmmmm Trial of Gong?

Gonggong wrote:ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ
Gong will be put on Trial of Gong!
Gonggong, what is your defense?!?!

New Meixio wrote:Oh god I broke the system. I was just joking Gong you don’t need to do that I am sorry

Gonggong wrote:Gong say that Gonggong is innocent! I have the one thing that you can't afford to lose, Gong!

Gonggong wrote:No!
Don't say it!
Blackmail is illegal under Trial of Gong!

Gonggong wrote:Gong will reveal Gong's deepest secret if Trail of Gong! do not make Gong innocent!

Gonggong wrote:No! Gong's values will not be compromised!
Gong refuses to suck up to Gong!

Gonggong wrote:You leave me no choice, Gong.
You deepest darkest secret is now known to all:
nation=gonggong/detail=factbook/id=1534773

Krystalveil wrote:*pretends to be shocked*

"Interesting =)"

Gonggong wrote:Gong is very embarrassed now

The Trial ended abruptly, with no clear sign of innocence or guilt.


9

Gonggong wrote:Insult?
Margaux, you are called to the Trial of Gong! for being meanie against Wires!
What do you say in your defense?!?

Margaux wrote:I will happily set the nation of TWE on fire.

Gonggong wrote:Nooooo!
That is very meanie!
Margaux, if you do not cease your meanie, Gong will sentence you to 'saying sorry' to Wires!

Margaux wrote:I will happily commit genocide in his nation.

Gonggong wrote:Wires deserves to be respected and kept sovereign, like any other nation!
The Trial of Gong! Hereby sentences you to saying sorry to Wires!
Say Sorry to Wires now

Margaux wrote:TWE, I'm sorry you are such an easy nation to commit genocide in.

The Wires Empire wrote:Cri

Gonggong wrote:that is not an apology, it is meanie disguised as an apology
Say Sorry to Wires!

Margaux wrote:TWE, I'm sorry I did not wipe out your population before this began.

Gonggong wrote:That is not apology. If you do not apology to Wires, Gong will be sad.

Margaux wrote:*Hands him a Osean cookie.*

I'm not going to apologzie.

Gonggong wrote:please apologize

Margaux wrote:I only apologizes to my allies.

Gonggong wrote:please apologize to Wires

Margaux wrote:I can not and will not, good sir.

Gonggong wrote:Alright then,
just like Porflox, Margaux will be designated a trial criminal and will only be relinquished of that title when they say sorry to Wires.

Gonggong wrote:Margaux was genuinely sorry for making Gong sad!
Because of that, Gong has removed Margaux's "Trial Criminal" title! :D


10

Margaux wrote:And?

*Looks around the region.*

No one is doing anything.

Gonggong wrote:I will do something.
Margaux, for being a meanie and threatening Lord Humungus Marauders, you are being put on Trial of Gong! for the second time today. If you refuse to take your sentence this time, then the title "Trial Criminal" will be placed upon your head indefinitely!
What's your defense?

Margaux wrote:I did more good than bad.

Gonggong wrote:Fair enough :D
Margaux is deemed innocent by the Trial!


11

Gonggong wrote:Yay!

But by the request of Krystalveil:
Gonggong! You have been placed on the eleventh Trial of Gong! on account of Lying to Krystalveil!! What do you have to say for yourself?

Gonggong wrote:Gong is very sorry to have lied to Krystalveil. Gong only wanted to keep Krystalkow so Gong could be reminded of Krystalveil!

Gonggong wrote:The Krystalveil has said it best: Regardless of how good-natured your intentions were, you still did something bad! You are guilty of lies!

Gonggong wrote:Ok, Gong concede.
Gong pleads guilty of lies :(

Gonggong wrote:Very well then:
Gonggong! The Trial sentences you to timeout for 5 minutes!


12

On May 8, Cannicat was called to the trial on accounts of bombing a Coldian city.
Gonggong wrote:*Gasp!* That's awful!

Cannicat! For bombing one of Coldian's Cities and for being a meanie, you are hereby called to the Trial of Gong!

Cannicat wrote:ok

Gonggong wrote:State your defense!

Cannicat wrote:HE LIED I DID NIT NOT BLUE HUP HIS SITY I LITERALLY DIDNT CAKK HIM A CHICKEN SOTP COLDIAN
Coldian the plan is working

Gonggong wrote:So you deny taking part of the Coldian bombing?
Coldian Do you have any evidence that shows that Cannicat was the one responsible for the kaboom?

Coldian wrote:“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” The millions of families lost in the explosion..... There were no whitenesses... cause they’re all dead!”

Gonggong wrote:What about that photo you showed us earlier?

Coldian wrote:O_O ...

Cannicat wrote:I HAVE IT
WAIT
https://images.theweek.com/sites/default/files/styles/tw_image_9_4/public/iStock-492625765.jpg?itok=eWYgUIXZ&resize=450x200

Coldian wrote:Yep that’s the one... O_o

Gonggong wrote:Cannicat! For your crimes of meanies, you are hereby sentenced to apologizing to Coldian for the bombing!

Coldian wrote:OKAY I GIVE UP Gonggong I lied Im sorry... ;(

Gonggong wrote:What? You lied?!?
Then you must be placed on Trial of Gong as well!

Coldian wrote:CANNICAT TOLD ME TO LIE IM SORRY ITS HIS FAULT NOT MINE T-T

Gonggong wrote:If that's the case, then Cannicat! You will be placed upon the trial, for real this time!

Cannicat wrote:It was a prank
thats my defense

Gonggong wrote:Jokes are meant to make people laugh, and today in the court, you have caused much sadness.
State your real defense please

Cannicat wrote:ok I plead guilty gonggong

Gonggong wrote:Then you are sentenced to an apology, toward Gong

Cannicat wrote:I'm sorry Gong

Cannicat was declared guilty, and sentenced to an apology! :D


Read factbook


Almost everyone has used nukes in ata

Gong is something else.

Margaux wrote:Gong is something else.

Yea

Porymonia wrote:Yea

Strange religions. Small nation with some odd ideals.

*Any remains found from Haivon's armed forces are properly treated and sent home. Given all Military honors from the Imperial army.*

Margaux wrote:Strange religions. Small nation with some odd ideals.

Reminds me of early me

Porymonia wrote:
Trial of Gong
--------------------------------------------------
There will come times when Gong needs to decide what is the best course of action. Gong has made "Trial of Gong" to prepare for such decisions.

1

The first Trial of Gong was held on April 10, 2021 against Porymonia, who was being accused of being a big meanie.
The court proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Porymonia, is it true that you are a big meanie and are not, in fact, the bee's knees?

Porymonia wrote:Well I’m a big meanie to the ones I don’t like. But I can be the best of friends with allies

Gonggong wrote:I knew I could trust you!

The court gave the verdict of "not guilt" and Porymonia was acquitted.


2

The Second Trial of Gong was held on April 12, 2021 against Krystalveil, who was being accused of using nuclear warheads during war.
The court proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Gong will commence Trail of Gong
The defendant, Krystalveil, will be questioned on these acts.
But only when Krystalveil wakes up, because Krystalveil still asleep

Krystalveil wrote:

"We were already pardoned by a God for our acts; it doesn't matter that that God was us =)"

Gonggong wrote:You may have been pardoned by a God, but you have not said sorry. In Gong history, Porymonia was the only other nation to be put on Trial of Gong. The Trial of Gong will commence.
Krystalveil, is it true that you are not the Bee's Knees and are responsible for the Krystalnukes that Krystaldestroyed Wires?

Krystalveil wrote:*pets Gong*

"So young and innocent =)"

Gonggong wrote:Hmm, that's a fine argument.
Gong likes pets and smiles, but Gong will not be bribed.
Gong will take some time off to think about the verdict

Gonggong wrote:There verdict has been reached
Krystalveil's use of nuclear warheads has been recognized by the Trial,
and will be sentenced to saying sorry to The Wires Empire

The court ended with a guilty verdict and Krystalveil being sentenced to a "Sorry" toward The Wires Empire for the use of nuclear warheads against their nation.

Picture of the dashing smile that nearly bribed Gong:

Krystalveil wrote:

"=)"


3

The Third Trial of Gong, aka the Trial of the Saturn Crisis, took place on April 13 and is the first trial with two people, Krystalveil and Porflox, against each other. The previous Trial of Gongs were presented in an interview form, but a double trial like this will be shown differently. Pieces of evidence in the form of quotations will be presented and Gong will try his best to be unbiased:
The Saturn Crisis began when Porflox demanded that a section of land on Saturn bought after the treaty still stood by the same rules and must be split evenly between them and Krystalveil. Krystalveil argued that the land was bought after they made the treaty and thus exempt from it. Tensions escalated into a full fledged war in which both sides committed multiple war crimes.
Porflox wrote:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You should always get confirmation before taking large-scale action :)

The above is a direct quote from Porflox, which due to its threatening tone, is marked under 'threats and insults.'

Krystalveil wrote:*takes down every ship that crosses the border, regardless of what their job is*

Krystalveil wrote:"Offerings to gods =)"

The two quotes above show the war crimes committed by Krystalveil during these wars. Krystalveil, without hesitation, shot down multiple tourist vessel that entered the atmosphere of Saturn. In the defense of Krystalveil, it was Porflox who first decided to use tourist vessels as a meat shield. Both Krystalveil and Porlfox will be charged with 'Warcrimes, Warmongering, and Ruin.'

The Validity of the Trial is currently being put into question as many think that the Court of Gong is biased toward Krystalveil due to their amazing smile. Through a very tough vote, the Court of Gong ruled that Porflox was responsible for the war; both nations, however, will be punished due to their multiple warcrimes.
Krystalveil and Porflox are sentenced to saying 'sorry' to each other

Picture of the amazing smile that almost confiscated the validity of the Court of Gong:

Krystalveil wrote:

"=)"


4

The Fourth Trial of Gong took place on April 14 against The Galactic American Imperium for being meanie towards The Wires Empire
The Trial proceeded as such:
The Galactic American Imperium wrote:Sorry to break to ya...but no

Gonggong wrote:You broke maxim IV.
IV. Don't be meanie

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=)

Gonggong wrote:nO
That is Krystalveil's innocent smile
If you continue like this, Gong will have no choice other than to put you on Trial of Gong

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=)

Gonggong wrote:Then the fourth Trial shall commence,
Galactic American Imperium, what do you have to say for yourself for being meanie?

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=), We are not being meanie, we say the truth

Gonggong wrote:So you say that what you said was not meanie, but Court of Gong disagree.
Galactic American Imperium, if you have anything left to say, say it now.
Then your sentence will be given

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:It is the truth after all. =)

Gonggong wrote:Then you are sentenced to saying 'sorry' to Wires!

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:...
....
.....
The Wires Empire, sorry...

Gonggong wrote:Good :)
Gong forgive you, and I'm sure Wires does too :)

Galactic American Imperium was found guilty and sentenced to saying 'sorry' to Wires.


4.5

The Four and a half Trial of Gong took place on April 14 against The Wires Empire for using drugs.
The Trial proceeded as such:
The Galactic American Imperium wrote:Put Wires on the Trail of Gong for drug abuse

Gonggong wrote:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok
The Wires Empire, is it true that you are abusing drugs? Drugs have feelings too y'know.

The Wires Empire wrote:I use drugs, i snort them!

Gonggong wrote:That ok, Trial of Gong sentence you to rehab :)

The Wires Empire wrote:Ew, hell no

Wires was found guilty and sentenced to drug addiction rehab :)


5

The fifth Trial of Gong took place on April 16 against Porflox for being meanie against New Meixio.
The Trial proceeded as such:
Porflox wrote:Ew monarchy

New Meixio wrote:Shut up you are a dead nation

*Remembers Meixio collapsed 3 times and isn’t even united*
... Nevermind, I will be in that corner crying so if you need something just call me

*Drinks a shot of Tequila*

Gonggong wrote:Porflox!
You have been called to the Trial of Gong for the crime of hurting New Meixio's Feelings!
What do you say in your defense?

Porflox wrote:My defense: democracy is good because it allows the government to be reactionary to the will of the people, whom the government is to serve. If a government does not help its people, it is a failed state; and the best way to not become a failed state is to become a democracy where the leaders are required to serve the people.

Gonggong wrote:You were accused of, "hurting New Meixio's Feelings!"
What you said would be a good defense for democracy, but not for being meanie!
Justify your meanie!

Porflox wrote:Democracy is good. I am simply re-iterating my position on the topic[/i]

Gonggong wrote:Not only do you admit fault, you also admit to being meanie!
This calls for the worst punishment under the Trial!
Porflox! The Trial of Gong hereby finds you guilty of being meanie and sentence you to saying sorry to New Meixio!
Failure to comply with the court will grant you a strongly worded letter sent to your parents!

Porflox wrote:I would like to appeal the ruling

Gonggong wrote:Unfortunately, the Trial of Gong is the highest court in the nation!
You cannot appeal to a higher court!
So what will it be Porflox, will you say sorry or deal with the consequences?

Porflox wrote:I demand an appeal, or else shall renounce Gong!

Gonggong wrote:*Gasp!*
You wouldn't dare...

Porflox wrote:I demand my appeal, as is my right accord to "The laws and rules of Gong" Volume 2 section 13 paragraph 4

Gonggong wrote:Nice try...
Gong has no written laws because the written language hasn't been invented!

Porflox wrote:Then how are you writing things?

Gonggong wrote:By typing!
Not writing! :D

Porflox wrote:Well, it was typed! Not written!

Gonggong wrote:Gong has no computers!

Porflox wrote:Then how are you typing?

Gonggong wrote:I'm not!
We're talking in a courtroom!

Porflox wrote:But the courtroom is a email chain!

Gonggong wrote:The Courtroom, is a room that is a court!
Porflox, this has gone on long enough
Will you take your sentencing of saying sorry to New Meixio or will you deal with the consequences?

Porflox wrote:I think about it and get back to you once I finish thinking

Gonggong wrote:Ok! :D

Porflox never officially came back to Trial, and thus deems them as a Trial Criminal until they choose to say sorry to New Meixio :D


6

The sixth Trial of Gong occurred on April 19 against Zaberaz hapang for being a meanie. TRIGGER WARNING: The "D" word is uttered. If you are sensitive please skip this Trial.
Gonggong wrote:Thats it,
its time to go all out,
Zaberaz Hapang, you have been summoned by The Trial of Gong!
You are being accused of committing a felomeanie, what have you say in your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:A junior diplomat is sent to the trial of gong
"Why am I here?"

Gonggong wrote:You are here because your country has committed one of the worst crimes in the court of Gong: Being a meanie!
What is your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:How was my nation a meanie? By not providing welfare?

Gonggong wrote:Your nation is being meanie by saying 'EW.' The court of Gong very much supports political-positivity and won't stand for welfare-shaming! This is classified as a felomeanie!
What do you say in your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:Welfare is disgusting

Gonggong wrote:you said the d word

Zaberaz Hapang! If you do not cease, the Court will have no other choice than to grant you the worst punishment the trial can give!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:Can we get this over with? I have a class at New Campton university in 2 hours

Gonggong wrote:Zaberaz Hapang!
You are sentenced to time out for being a meanie!

This trial got a little heated, especially when Zaberaz Hapang uttered the d word. The Court of Gong deeply apologizes for the violence shown on the Trial and ensures that future Trials will be more suitable for the average viewer.
Here is a Krystalveil smile to make you feel better:

Krystalveil wrote:"=)"


7

The seventh Trial of Gong commenced on April 20th against Mat She for being suspected of being meanie against Krystalveil.
The Trial proceeded as such:
Mat She wrote:launches 100 ICBMs in Mariana Trench
This will definitely do something! Hopefully it doesn’t result in the heat death of the Earth!

Krystalveil wrote:"=("

Gonggong wrote:The Trial of Gong! will commence against Mat She for being meanie against Krystalveil and making them frown!
Mat She, what do you say in your defense?

Krystalveil wrote:"There is no need for a trial =)"

Mat She wrote:I disabled the warheads on the ICBMs! And I didn’t see the fact they didn’t want us to launch ICBMs!

Gonggong wrote:Ok! By the wishes of Krystalveil, and the plausible defense for Mat She, the Trial of Gong! against Mat She finds the suspect Innocent!

The is currently the shortest Trial in Trial of Gong history!


8

This Trial took place on April 20th. The first defendant was Porymonia who was justifying their use of nukes, but very quickly the Trial escalated into a blaming-war. Trial of Gong declared all participants of the Trial guilty and sentenced them all to 'saying sorry' to each other. Gong was then accused for forcing people to do things they don't want to do and was placed on Trial of Gong. Gong blackmailed Gong and revealed the deepest darkest secret Gong had: Liking Krystalveil's smile!
the Trial proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Ok, by vote of 2 people, Porymonia will be put on Trial of Gong for using nukes!
What is your defense, Pory?

Porymonia wrote:But they are discriminating me

Gonggong wrote:All three of you,
say sorry to each other

New Meixio wrote:Are you screaming? And obligating the others to do something they don’t want to? Hmmmm Trial of Gong?

Gonggong wrote:ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ
Gong will be put on Trial of Gong!
Gonggong, what is your defense?!?!

New Meixio wrote:Oh god I broke the system. I was just joking Gong you don’t need to do that I am sorry

Gonggong wrote:Gong say that Gonggong is innocent! I have the one thing that you can't afford to lose, Gong!

Gonggong wrote:No!
Don't say it!
Blackmail is illegal under Trial of Gong!

Gonggong wrote:Gong will reveal Gong's deepest secret if Trail of Gong! do not make Gong innocent!

Gonggong wrote:No! Gong's values will not be compromised!
Gong refuses to suck up to Gong!

Gonggong wrote:You leave me no choice, Gong.
You deepest darkest secret is now known to all:
nation=gonggong/detail=factbook/id=1534773

Krystalveil wrote:*pretends to be shocked*

"Interesting =)"

Gonggong wrote:Gong is very embarrassed now

The Trial ended abruptly, with no clear sign of innocence or guilt.


9

Gonggong wrote:Insult?
Margaux, you are called to the Trial of Gong! for being meanie against Wires!
What do you say in your defense?!?

Margaux wrote:I will happily set the nation of TWE on fire.

Gonggong wrote:Nooooo!
That is very meanie!
Margaux, if you do not cease your meanie, Gong will sentence you to 'saying sorry' to Wires!

Margaux wrote:I will happily commit genocide in his nation.

Gonggong wrote:Wires deserves to be respected and kept sovereign, like any other nation!
The Trial of Gong! Hereby sentences you to saying sorry to Wires!
Say Sorry to Wires now

Margaux wrote:TWE, I'm sorry you are such an easy nation to commit genocide in.

The Wires Empire wrote:Cri

Gonggong wrote:that is not an apology, it is meanie disguised as an apology
Say Sorry to Wires!

Margaux wrote:TWE, I'm sorry I did not wipe out your population before this began.

Gonggong wrote:That is not apology. If you do not apology to Wires, Gong will be sad.

Margaux wrote:*Hands him a Osean cookie.*

I'm not going to apologzie.

Gonggong wrote:please apologize

Margaux wrote:I only apologizes to my allies.

Gonggong wrote:please apologize to Wires

Margaux wrote:I can not and will not, good sir.

Gonggong wrote:Alright then,
just like Porflox, Margaux will be designated a trial criminal and will only be relinquished of that title when they say sorry to Wires.

Gonggong wrote:Margaux was genuinely sorry for making Gong sad!
Because of that, Gong has removed Margaux's "Trial Criminal" title! :D


10

Margaux wrote:And?

*Looks around the region.*

No one is doing anything.

Gonggong wrote:I will do something.
Margaux, for being a meanie and threatening Lord Humungus Marauders, you are being put on Trial of Gong! for the second time today. If you refuse to take your sentence this time, then the title "Trial Criminal" will be placed upon your head indefinitely!
What's your defense?

Margaux wrote:I did more good than bad.

Gonggong wrote:Fair enough :D
Margaux is deemed innocent by the Trial!


11

Gonggong wrote:Yay!

But by the request of Krystalveil:
Gonggong! You have been placed on the eleventh Trial of Gong! on account of Lying to Krystalveil!! What do you have to say for yourself?

Gonggong wrote:Gong is very sorry to have lied to Krystalveil. Gong only wanted to keep Krystalkow so Gong could be reminded of Krystalveil!

Gonggong wrote:The Krystalveil has said it best: Regardless of how good-natured your intentions were, you still did something bad! You are guilty of lies!

Gonggong wrote:Ok, Gong concede.
Gong pleads guilty of lies :(

Gonggong wrote:Very well then:
Gonggong! The Trial sentences you to timeout for 5 minutes!


12

On May 8, Cannicat was called to the trial on accounts of bombing a Coldian city.
Gonggong wrote:*Gasp!* That's awful!

Cannicat! For bombing one of Coldian's Cities and for being a meanie, you are hereby called to the Trial of Gong!

Cannicat wrote:ok

Gonggong wrote:State your defense!

Cannicat wrote:HE LIED I DID NIT NOT BLUE HUP HIS SITY I LITERALLY DIDNT CAKK HIM A CHICKEN SOTP COLDIAN
Coldian the plan is working

Gonggong wrote:So you deny taking part of the Coldian bombing?
Coldian Do you have any evidence that shows that Cannicat was the one responsible for the kaboom?

Coldian wrote:“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” The millions of families lost in the explosion..... There were no whitenesses... cause they’re all dead!”

Gonggong wrote:What about that photo you showed us earlier?

Coldian wrote:O_O ...

Cannicat wrote:I HAVE IT
WAIT
https://images.theweek.com/sites/default/files/styles/tw_image_9_4/public/iStock-492625765.jpg?itok=eWYgUIXZ&resize=450x200

Coldian wrote:Yep that’s the one... O_o

Gonggong wrote:Cannicat! For your crimes of meanies, you are hereby sentenced to apologizing to Coldian for the bombing!

Coldian wrote:OKAY I GIVE UP Gonggong I lied Im sorry... ;(

Gonggong wrote:What? You lied?!?
Then you must be placed on Trial of Gong as well!

Coldian wrote:CANNICAT TOLD ME TO LIE IM SORRY ITS HIS FAULT NOT MINE T-T

Gonggong wrote:If that's the case, then Cannicat! You will be placed upon the trial, for real this time!

Cannicat wrote:It was a prank
thats my defense

Gonggong wrote:Jokes are meant to make people laugh, and today in the court, you have caused much sadness.
State your real defense please

Cannicat wrote:ok I plead guilty gonggong

Gonggong wrote:Then you are sentenced to an apology, toward Gong

Cannicat wrote:I'm sorry Gong

Cannicat was declared guilty, and sentenced to an apology! :D


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Gong will ensure that no more nuke happens

Gonggong wrote:Gong will ensure that no more nuke happens

And how will you do that?

Porymonia wrote:
Trial of Gong
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There will come times when Gong needs to decide what is the best course of action. Gong has made "Trial of Gong" to prepare for such decisions.

1

The first Trial of Gong was held on April 10, 2021 against Porymonia, who was being accused of being a big meanie.
The court proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Porymonia, is it true that you are a big meanie and are not, in fact, the bee's knees?

Porymonia wrote:Well I’m a big meanie to the ones I don’t like. But I can be the best of friends with allies

Gonggong wrote:I knew I could trust you!

The court gave the verdict of "not guilt" and Porymonia was acquitted.


2

The Second Trial of Gong was held on April 12, 2021 against Krystalveil, who was being accused of using nuclear warheads during war.
The court proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Gong will commence Trail of Gong
The defendant, Krystalveil, will be questioned on these acts.
But only when Krystalveil wakes up, because Krystalveil still asleep

Krystalveil wrote:

"We were already pardoned by a God for our acts; it doesn't matter that that God was us =)"

Gonggong wrote:You may have been pardoned by a God, but you have not said sorry. In Gong history, Porymonia was the only other nation to be put on Trial of Gong. The Trial of Gong will commence.
Krystalveil, is it true that you are not the Bee's Knees and are responsible for the Krystalnukes that Krystaldestroyed Wires?

Krystalveil wrote:*pets Gong*

"So young and innocent =)"

Gonggong wrote:Hmm, that's a fine argument.
Gong likes pets and smiles, but Gong will not be bribed.
Gong will take some time off to think about the verdict

Gonggong wrote:There verdict has been reached
Krystalveil's use of nuclear warheads has been recognized by the Trial,
and will be sentenced to saying sorry to The Wires Empire

The court ended with a guilty verdict and Krystalveil being sentenced to a "Sorry" toward The Wires Empire for the use of nuclear warheads against their nation.

Picture of the dashing smile that nearly bribed Gong:

Krystalveil wrote:

"=)"


3

The Third Trial of Gong, aka the Trial of the Saturn Crisis, took place on April 13 and is the first trial with two people, Krystalveil and Porflox, against each other. The previous Trial of Gongs were presented in an interview form, but a double trial like this will be shown differently. Pieces of evidence in the form of quotations will be presented and Gong will try his best to be unbiased:
The Saturn Crisis began when Porflox demanded that a section of land on Saturn bought after the treaty still stood by the same rules and must be split evenly between them and Krystalveil. Krystalveil argued that the land was bought after they made the treaty and thus exempt from it. Tensions escalated into a full fledged war in which both sides committed multiple war crimes.
Porflox wrote:¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You should always get confirmation before taking large-scale action :)

The above is a direct quote from Porflox, which due to its threatening tone, is marked under 'threats and insults.'

Krystalveil wrote:*takes down every ship that crosses the border, regardless of what their job is*

Krystalveil wrote:"Offerings to gods =)"

The two quotes above show the war crimes committed by Krystalveil during these wars. Krystalveil, without hesitation, shot down multiple tourist vessel that entered the atmosphere of Saturn. In the defense of Krystalveil, it was Porflox who first decided to use tourist vessels as a meat shield. Both Krystalveil and Porlfox will be charged with 'Warcrimes, Warmongering, and Ruin.'

The Validity of the Trial is currently being put into question as many think that the Court of Gong is biased toward Krystalveil due to their amazing smile. Through a very tough vote, the Court of Gong ruled that Porflox was responsible for the war; both nations, however, will be punished due to their multiple warcrimes.
Krystalveil and Porflox are sentenced to saying 'sorry' to each other

Picture of the amazing smile that almost confiscated the validity of the Court of Gong:

Krystalveil wrote:

"=)"


4

The Fourth Trial of Gong took place on April 14 against The Galactic American Imperium for being meanie towards The Wires Empire
The Trial proceeded as such:
The Galactic American Imperium wrote:Sorry to break to ya...but no

Gonggong wrote:You broke maxim IV.
IV. Don't be meanie

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=)

Gonggong wrote:nO
That is Krystalveil's innocent smile
If you continue like this, Gong will have no choice other than to put you on Trial of Gong

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=)

Gonggong wrote:Then the fourth Trial shall commence,
Galactic American Imperium, what do you have to say for yourself for being meanie?

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:=), We are not being meanie, we say the truth

Gonggong wrote:So you say that what you said was not meanie, but Court of Gong disagree.
Galactic American Imperium, if you have anything left to say, say it now.
Then your sentence will be given

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:It is the truth after all. =)

Gonggong wrote:Then you are sentenced to saying 'sorry' to Wires!

The Galactic American Imperium wrote:...
....
.....
The Wires Empire, sorry...

Gonggong wrote:Good :)
Gong forgive you, and I'm sure Wires does too :)

Galactic American Imperium was found guilty and sentenced to saying 'sorry' to Wires.


4.5

The Four and a half Trial of Gong took place on April 14 against The Wires Empire for using drugs.
The Trial proceeded as such:
The Galactic American Imperium wrote:Put Wires on the Trail of Gong for drug abuse

Gonggong wrote:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok
The Wires Empire, is it true that you are abusing drugs? Drugs have feelings too y'know.

The Wires Empire wrote:I use drugs, i snort them!

Gonggong wrote:That ok, Trial of Gong sentence you to rehab :)

The Wires Empire wrote:Ew, hell no

Wires was found guilty and sentenced to drug addiction rehab :)


5

The fifth Trial of Gong took place on April 16 against Porflox for being meanie against New Meixio.
The Trial proceeded as such:
Porflox wrote:Ew monarchy

New Meixio wrote:Shut up you are a dead nation

*Remembers Meixio collapsed 3 times and isn’t even united*
... Nevermind, I will be in that corner crying so if you need something just call me

*Drinks a shot of Tequila*

Gonggong wrote:Porflox!
You have been called to the Trial of Gong for the crime of hurting New Meixio's Feelings!
What do you say in your defense?

Porflox wrote:My defense: democracy is good because it allows the government to be reactionary to the will of the people, whom the government is to serve. If a government does not help its people, it is a failed state; and the best way to not become a failed state is to become a democracy where the leaders are required to serve the people.

Gonggong wrote:You were accused of, "hurting New Meixio's Feelings!"
What you said would be a good defense for democracy, but not for being meanie!
Justify your meanie!

Porflox wrote:Democracy is good. I am simply re-iterating my position on the topic[/i]

Gonggong wrote:Not only do you admit fault, you also admit to being meanie!
This calls for the worst punishment under the Trial!
Porflox! The Trial of Gong hereby finds you guilty of being meanie and sentence you to saying sorry to New Meixio!
Failure to comply with the court will grant you a strongly worded letter sent to your parents!

Porflox wrote:I would like to appeal the ruling

Gonggong wrote:Unfortunately, the Trial of Gong is the highest court in the nation!
You cannot appeal to a higher court!
So what will it be Porflox, will you say sorry or deal with the consequences?

Porflox wrote:I demand an appeal, or else shall renounce Gong!

Gonggong wrote:*Gasp!*
You wouldn't dare...

Porflox wrote:I demand my appeal, as is my right accord to "The laws and rules of Gong" Volume 2 section 13 paragraph 4

Gonggong wrote:Nice try...
Gong has no written laws because the written language hasn't been invented!

Porflox wrote:Then how are you writing things?

Gonggong wrote:By typing!
Not writing! :D

Porflox wrote:Well, it was typed! Not written!

Gonggong wrote:Gong has no computers!

Porflox wrote:Then how are you typing?

Gonggong wrote:I'm not!
We're talking in a courtroom!

Porflox wrote:But the courtroom is a email chain!

Gonggong wrote:The Courtroom, is a room that is a court!
Porflox, this has gone on long enough
Will you take your sentencing of saying sorry to New Meixio or will you deal with the consequences?

Porflox wrote:I think about it and get back to you once I finish thinking

Gonggong wrote:Ok! :D

Porflox never officially came back to Trial, and thus deems them as a Trial Criminal until they choose to say sorry to New Meixio :D


6

The sixth Trial of Gong occurred on April 19 against Zaberaz hapang for being a meanie. TRIGGER WARNING: The "D" word is uttered. If you are sensitive please skip this Trial.
Gonggong wrote:Thats it,
its time to go all out,
Zaberaz Hapang, you have been summoned by The Trial of Gong!
You are being accused of committing a felomeanie, what have you say in your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:A junior diplomat is sent to the trial of gong
"Why am I here?"

Gonggong wrote:You are here because your country has committed one of the worst crimes in the court of Gong: Being a meanie!
What is your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:How was my nation a meanie? By not providing welfare?

Gonggong wrote:Your nation is being meanie by saying 'EW.' The court of Gong very much supports political-positivity and won't stand for welfare-shaming! This is classified as a felomeanie!
What do you say in your defense?!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:Welfare is disgusting

Gonggong wrote:you said the d word

Zaberaz Hapang! If you do not cease, the Court will have no other choice than to grant you the worst punishment the trial can give!

Zaberaz hapang wrote:Can we get this over with? I have a class at New Campton university in 2 hours

Gonggong wrote:Zaberaz Hapang!
You are sentenced to time out for being a meanie!

This trial got a little heated, especially when Zaberaz Hapang uttered the d word. The Court of Gong deeply apologizes for the violence shown on the Trial and ensures that future Trials will be more suitable for the average viewer.
Here is a Krystalveil smile to make you feel better:

Krystalveil wrote:"=)"


7

The seventh Trial of Gong commenced on April 20th against Mat She for being suspected of being meanie against Krystalveil.
The Trial proceeded as such:
Mat She wrote:launches 100 ICBMs in Mariana Trench
This will definitely do something! Hopefully it doesn’t result in the heat death of the Earth!

Krystalveil wrote:"=("

Gonggong wrote:The Trial of Gong! will commence against Mat She for being meanie against Krystalveil and making them frown!
Mat She, what do you say in your defense?

Krystalveil wrote:"There is no need for a trial =)"

Mat She wrote:I disabled the warheads on the ICBMs! And I didn’t see the fact they didn’t want us to launch ICBMs!

Gonggong wrote:Ok! By the wishes of Krystalveil, and the plausible defense for Mat She, the Trial of Gong! against Mat She finds the suspect Innocent!

The is currently the shortest Trial in Trial of Gong history!


8

This Trial took place on April 20th. The first defendant was Porymonia who was justifying their use of nukes, but very quickly the Trial escalated into a blaming-war. Trial of Gong declared all participants of the Trial guilty and sentenced them all to 'saying sorry' to each other. Gong was then accused for forcing people to do things they don't want to do and was placed on Trial of Gong. Gong blackmailed Gong and revealed the deepest darkest secret Gong had: Liking Krystalveil's smile!
the Trial proceeded as such:
Gonggong wrote:Ok, by vote of 2 people, Porymonia will be put on Trial of Gong for using nukes!
What is your defense, Pory?

Porymonia wrote:But they are discriminating me

Gonggong wrote:All three of you,
say sorry to each other

New Meixio wrote:Are you screaming? And obligating the others to do something they don’t want to? Hmmmm Trial of Gong?

Gonggong wrote:ᵒʰ ⁿᵒ
Gong will be put on Trial of Gong!
Gonggong, what is your defense?!?!

New Meixio wrote:Oh god I broke the system. I was just joking Gong you don’t need to do that I am sorry

Gonggong wrote:Gong say that Gonggong is innocent! I have the one thing that you can't afford to lose, Gong!

Gonggong wrote:No!
Don't say it!
Blackmail is illegal under Trial of Gong!

Gonggong wrote:Gong will reveal Gong's deepest secret if Trail of Gong! do not make Gong innocent!

Gonggong wrote:No! Gong's values will not be compromised!
Gong refuses to suck up to Gong!

Gonggong wrote:You leave me no choice, Gong.
You deepest darkest secret is now known to all:
nation=gonggong/detail=factbook/id=1534773

Krystalveil wrote:*pretends to be shocked*

"Interesting =)"

Gonggong wrote:Gong is very embarrassed now

The Trial ended abruptly, with no clear sign of innocence or guilt.


9

Gonggong wrote:Insult?
Margaux, you are called to the Trial of Gong! for being meanie against Wires!
What do you say in your defense?!?

Margaux wrote:I will happily set the nation of TWE on fire.

Gonggong wrote:Nooooo!
That is very meanie!
Margaux, if you do not cease your meanie, Gong will sentence you to 'saying sorry' to Wires!

Margaux wrote:I will happily commit genocide in his nation.

Gonggong wrote:Wires deserves to be respected and kept sovereign, like any other nation!
The Trial of Gong! Hereby sentences you to saying sorry to Wires!
Say Sorry to Wires now

Margaux wrote:TWE, I'm sorry you are such an easy nation to commit genocide in.

The Wires Empire wrote:Cri

Gonggong wrote:that is not an apology, it is meanie disguised as an apology
Say Sorry to Wires!

Margaux wrote:TWE, I'm sorry I did not wipe out your population before this began.

Gonggong wrote:That is not apology. If you do not apology to Wires, Gong will be sad.

Margaux wrote:*Hands him a Osean cookie.*

I'm not going to apologzie.

Gonggong wrote:please apologize

Margaux wrote:I only apologizes to my allies.

Gonggong wrote:please apologize to Wires

Margaux wrote:I can not and will not, good sir.

Gonggong wrote:Alright then,
just like Porflox, Margaux will be designated a trial criminal and will only be relinquished of that title when they say sorry to Wires.

Gonggong wrote:Margaux was genuinely sorry for making Gong sad!
Because of that, Gong has removed Margaux's "Trial Criminal" title! :D


10

Margaux wrote:And?

*Looks around the region.*

No one is doing anything.

Gonggong wrote:I will do something.
Margaux, for being a meanie and threatening Lord Humungus Marauders, you are being put on Trial of Gong! for the second time today. If you refuse to take your sentence this time, then the title "Trial Criminal" will be placed upon your head indefinitely!
What's your defense?

Margaux wrote:I did more good than bad.

Gonggong wrote:Fair enough :D
Margaux is deemed innocent by the Trial!


11

Gonggong wrote:Yay!

But by the request of Krystalveil:
Gonggong! You have been placed on the eleventh Trial of Gong! on account of Lying to Krystalveil!! What do you have to say for yourself?

Gonggong wrote:Gong is very sorry to have lied to Krystalveil. Gong only wanted to keep Krystalkow so Gong could be reminded of Krystalveil!

Gonggong wrote:The Krystalveil has said it best: Regardless of how good-natured your intentions were, you still did something bad! You are guilty of lies!

Gonggong wrote:Ok, Gong concede.
Gong pleads guilty of lies :(

Gonggong wrote:Very well then:
Gonggong! The Trial sentences you to timeout for 5 minutes!


12

On May 8, Cannicat was called to the trial on accounts of bombing a Coldian city.
Gonggong wrote:*Gasp!* That's awful!

Cannicat! For bombing one of Coldian's Cities and for being a meanie, you are hereby called to the Trial of Gong!

Cannicat wrote:ok

Gonggong wrote:State your defense!

Cannicat wrote:HE LIED I DID NIT NOT BLUE HUP HIS SITY I LITERALLY DIDNT CAKK HIM A CHICKEN SOTP COLDIAN
Coldian the plan is working

Gonggong wrote:So you deny taking part of the Coldian bombing?
Coldian Do you have any evidence that shows that Cannicat was the one responsible for the kaboom?

Coldian wrote:“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” The millions of families lost in the explosion..... There were no whitenesses... cause they’re all dead!”

Gonggong wrote:What about that photo you showed us earlier?

Coldian wrote:O_O ...

Cannicat wrote:I HAVE IT
WAIT
https://images.theweek.com/sites/default/files/styles/tw_image_9_4/public/iStock-492625765.jpg?itok=eWYgUIXZ&resize=450x200

Coldian wrote:Yep that’s the one... O_o

Gonggong wrote:Cannicat! For your crimes of meanies, you are hereby sentenced to apologizing to Coldian for the bombing!

Coldian wrote:OKAY I GIVE UP Gonggong I lied Im sorry... ;(

Gonggong wrote:What? You lied?!?
Then you must be placed on Trial of Gong as well!

Coldian wrote:CANNICAT TOLD ME TO LIE IM SORRY ITS HIS FAULT NOT MINE T-T

Gonggong wrote:If that's the case, then Cannicat! You will be placed upon the trial, for real this time!

Cannicat wrote:It was a prank
thats my defense

Gonggong wrote:Jokes are meant to make people laugh, and today in the court, you have caused much sadness.
State your real defense please

Cannicat wrote:ok I plead guilty gonggong

Gonggong wrote:Then you are sentenced to an apology, toward Gong

Cannicat wrote:I'm sorry Gong

Cannicat was declared guilty, and sentenced to an apology! :D


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