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France and colonys wrote:

Guys?

Licano wrote:

Not a big forum user here... sorry

I can say the same.

Jarvikan wrote:

Longest RP post

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Today Wilhelm woke up and ate toast.Millions are rejoicing as their Kaiser woke up and got out of bed.He ate meat for lunch and some chilli beef for dinner.He has been given things ranging from flowers to a live baby.The baby has been returned.Meanwhile,Frederick has joined whatever his school was’ volleyball club while becoming the mega simp.He has snuck into the girls changing rooms and watched...
Meanwhile Victoria said hello to some bloke on the street.A dog has come into Wilhelm’s possession,it is snowing in Kalmarsa currently.Some bloke died and the most amazing thing has happened.The youngest person ever hs been born.Off to the space marines.

“Die,Vitian scum!My people will rise again!We are the powerful ones now!You shall not survive this!Fall to your knees!You shall be the slaves now,Xenos scum!” That would be a Denskian looking at a blueberry.That loud sabaton in the background must be the space wolves.The Kasantian ones are crying because it turns out that on their leave,child making process kills the woman half way through.The quest for the magic pebble with the grey knights took 5 seconds.The Slavonians are doing flying things and the Imperial Fists seem to all be locked up for assaulting minors.

A man has been paid in the last few minutes.He is going for dinner with his family.Actually,thousands are.Amazing stuff.

Wilhelm is a bad man he is underage Hartmann is best Wilhelm is stinky end the monarchy kill Wilhelm he not god eat the rich kill Wil the man is dragged away by space wolves.Their chainswords rip through him.Heretic

Uhh you okay?

Kasantia wrote:

Uhh you okay?

no

Jarvikan wrote:

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Frederick would go on a nice trip to Remeson so he doesn’t get hypothermia.He will spend a month there,learning about stuff to do with the nation before going back to Jarvikan.There are a few worries about nationalists who are incredibly anti-Jarvikanian,but the fears have been put down

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The Prince would be invited to an interview on the nation’s most watched television station, RTV. Only one bodyguard was allowed inside

Remeson wrote:

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“5 seconds until on air sire”
The broadcast was about to begin. 200 million people would tune in to watch the event. It was the first time a royal had ever been interviewed in Remeson. Today was certainly going to be historic.

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The broadcast was going well. The Prince had answered the questions with ease. Even his bodyguard had started to relax. Although he wasn’t relaxing. Nobody had noticed what had been slipped into the bodyguard’s mug. Nobody had noticed the man slip into a state of deep sleep. Something was about to happen. Many questions were being asked about the Prince back in his homeland. There were quite a few mentions about him being spotted spying on the girls at his Volleyball practice. His face went bright red. The click of the revolver immediately made him go pale. The men responsible were holding the Price hostage. On live television. Of course it wasn’t just the three men. Everybody in the studio knew what was going to happen. That is why they had poured millions of Fennigs into making the studio siege-proof. They made a few simple demands. Everybody had heard about the news being “live streamed” on many social media platforms. Somebody from Jarvikan was bound to see this. They made a simple demand. Remeson was to be free from the rule of the tyrants or the Prince died.

Remeson wrote:

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The broadcast was going well. The Prince had answered the questions with ease. Even his bodyguard had started to relax. Although he wasn’t relaxing. Nobody had noticed what had been slipped into the bodyguard’s mug. Nobody had noticed the man slip into a state of deep sleep. Something was about to happen. Many questions were being asked about the Prince back in his homeland. There were quite a few mentions about him being spotted spying on the girls at his Volleyball practice. His face went bright red. The click of the revolver immediately made him go pale. The men responsible were holding the Price hostage. On live television. Of course it wasn’t just the three men. Everybody in the studio knew what was going to happen. That is why they had poured millions of Fennigs into making the studio siege-proof. They made a few simple demands. Everybody had heard about the news being “live streamed” on many social media platforms. Somebody from Jarvikan was bound to see this. They made a simple demand. Remeson was to be free from the rule of the tyrants or the Prince died.

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Wilhelm would chuckle when he heared of this."The cat is trying to fight the lion".50 Grey Knights would be authorised to retrieve Frederick.They would execute it perfectly.After managing to smash their way in,the cry of "For the emperor!" would be screamed as their bolters fired at the kidnappers,killing one of them and leaving the other two injured.Two marines would approach them."No mercy,heretic".The blood would splatter across the room as the chainswords ripped through the heretics.Frederick was alive and safe.He would immediately go back to Jarvikan.The 5th battallion of both the DKOK and the Cadian Guard would be sent to Remeson,along with the Black Templars and Crimson Fists.Many suspect this will trigger a war in Remeson

Formal petitions to allow back the use of WMD

Licano wrote:

Formal petitions to allow back the use of WMD

For what purpose my fellow carsonian?

Novus Catland wrote:

For what purpose my fellow carsonian?

Nuking Jarvikan out of existence and into the shadow realm

Miseria wrote:

N O

You couldn't have read the post just above, didn't you? :P

Miseria wrote:

I did, but no WMD’s is the one rule I will absolutely not budge on

It was a joke, not a real intention to change the rules

Licano wrote:

It was a joke, not a real intention to change the rules

Understandable, have a great day

I kinda want to leave the region but saty at the same time what should I do?