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Any day wid donuts is a good day! Of course, dis day is about to have many fewer donuts in it dere.
*Commence loud chewing noises*
Kate Walker and Shark boy
The elite Sharkmanndos paradropped in via planes with their gear. After landing, their commanding officer, Colonol Sharklord, walks into the main building se the troops set up camp.
Hey everyone! I’m colonol sharklord, but you can just call me sharky. Me and my boys have decided to join y’all. Any chance I can help around? Got any food?
Sharky grabs a plate of jam donuts and a glass of Grape juice.
Kate Walker and Woolly rhinoceros
Welcome to the region!
Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
Thank you! If you want, I could make everyone some food?
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Woolly rhinoceros
Sure. I think I can safely say that we're very much into food in this region.
Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
Sets out a wide selection of complimentary snacks including fresh fruit, crisps, popcorn and a tempting choice of dried fruit, nuts, sweets, chocolates and toffees
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, -Allemeine, Woolly rhinoceros, and 1 otherAunt annas castle
Anthropomorphic capitalist sharks making us food? Well, alright...I guess I'll try anything once.
*munches some of the popcorn and toffees*
Hmm, didn't taste nearly as much like the sea as I feared it would. Not bad, Sharky. Thanks
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, -Allemeine, and Shark boy
Very nice. Thank you!
Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
*Carries the popcorn a certain rhino dropped on the floor back to the nest*
Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
Enjoy! For you information, our species mainly lives in large underwater dome cities. We only got out for hunting or sport. Our underwater dome farms provide the good we need.
I’m also willing to help out.
What are you?
Kate Walker, Woolly rhinoceros, and Aunt annas castle
I am Aunt Anna, the collective hive mind of a large ant castle. The ants themselves are quite unintelligent, including their mother Queen Anna, but I provide them all with direction and a sense of purpose. Their religion centers around me, of course, and I try to be as benevolent a Goddess as possible, though that is not always easy.
We provide service to the region by cleaning up after feasts and bringing the crumbs back to the castle, where they are either eaten or used to reinforce the walls. We also protect the region from various predators, like anteaters. It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it. :)
Kate Walker, -Allemeine, and Woolly rhinoceros
And they're our friend :)
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, -Allemeine, Shark boy, and 1 otherAunt annas castle
Nice! Seems like a nice community lives here.
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Woolly rhinoceros, and Aunt annas castle
Shark boy, do you do donuts dere? It is Friday, and we is in terrible need of donuts. We have gone widout for two weeks now. We tried to get some from Da Local Supermarket, but dey seems to be closed. If you could make us some donuts, we will give you a permanent Get Out Of Jail Free card!
Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
*Slips quietly back into harbor
Sets up rum and donuts on deck*
The Voice of ARB, Pigs sheep and wolves, Kate Walker, Shark boy, and 1 otherWoolly rhinoceros
Tank you so much, kind ship! Would you like a Get Out of Jail Free card?
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
Sure! Never know when a thing like that might come in handy!
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
Adios my friends. I'm going to visit ancestral lands, or get lost. Whichever comes first!
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
Hey, that ship of fools returned for a bit...that's nice! Best of luck in your future foolish endeavors.
Seashore washed by the suds and foam
Been here so long, he's got to callin' it home
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, and Shark boy
He begins singing “What do you do with a drunken sailor”.
A platoon of Sharkmen marines are sent onto the ship.
These marines are highly trained and will guard your ship, board enemy ones and conduct missions. Call them a gift. You can drop them of for leave when you return next. Probably in a few months. We will also resupply you ship,
Sharkmen ressuply the ship with everything it needs. Food, drink, equipment, ammo and the related. They also repair any damage in or on the ship.
He sets up a stand of donuts filled with: Yeast Raised, Cake, Doughnut Holes, Beignet, Jelly, Boston Cream, Churros, Potato, Cider, Crullers, Fritters, Twists, Long Johns, Cream Filled, as well as grazed, frosted, or with sprinkles. Also, there is Belgian Waffles, French Toast, Sausages and Bacon, Hash Brown Potatoes, and Fresh Fruit Salad. He also sets up Hot Chocolate, Coffee and Warm Milk with Honey
The Voice of ARB, Pigs sheep and wolves, and Kate Walker
Sad days. Another local business that's succumbed to the quarantine, I believe. Hopefully it will reopen once this is all over...
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, Shark boy, and PR Samurai
Kate Walker, Shark boy, and Woolly rhinoceros
Just where exactly are you getting all of these Get Out of Jail Free cards..?
Pigs sheep and wolves, Kate Walker, and Shark boy
The Voice of ARB Since you were kind enough to pin my dumb "Donut Friday" dispatch, I updated it, hopefully in a way you will appreciate...
The Voice of ARB, Kate Walker, -Allemeine, and Shark boy
OMG! That is wonderful!
Pigs sheep and wolves, Kate Walker, -Allemeine, and Shark boy
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