The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Community” | |
5. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
6. | The Journalistic Intensity of LoisLane | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Don't Fall for me, farmboy.” | |
7. | The Komitska Republika of B M P O | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
8. | The Extra Low Prices of Food Lion | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Saving you time and money is our business.” | |
9. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “My way or the highway” | |
10. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Free Markets, Free People” |