The World World Census
The Most Corrupt Governments in the World
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 3. |  The Mysterious Airship of King Carl | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “No it is not” | |
| 4. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “For the blessed nation!” | |
| 6. |  The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 8. |  The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “If you have money, nothing is impossible!” | |
| 10. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” |
