The Most Developed in The Meme Must Go On
The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Universal Republic of Edgelandia | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “One, with the strength of billions.” | |
| 2. |  The Constitutional Republic of Mallandia | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “For Freedom.” | |
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of The Empire Strikes With Force | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “You Underestimate my Power” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Applebee | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hmmmm” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Plutocracy of Petrovah | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “In Augustus Petrovah We Trust” | |
| 6. |  The Flavorful State of Rugai | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “r u gai?” | |
| 7. |  The Supreme Galactic Stratocracy of Radonn | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Death to those Who Fail in Service” | |
| 8. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Kingdom of The Commonwealth | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “For the benefit of all, and all who seek solace at our” | |
| 9. |  The Liberal Utopia of Xerxia | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “We stand with our people, now and at the hour of death” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic People's Republic of North Kim Jong | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “Powerful and Prosperous Nation Under Jong!” |
