The World World Census

The World Census studied the spending power of the poorest 10% of citizens in each nation.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania	Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship	“God was a dream of good government.”
2.	The District of Cole County	Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State	“Community”
3.	The People's Republic of Vanilla Bill	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“No one cares about chocolate pudding.”
4.	The Alexander's Great Empire of -Macedonia-	Conservative Democracy Conservative Hell	“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
5.	The Senior Media Correspondent of Stephen Colbert	Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors	“Jon?”
6.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Makedonija e vecna	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Macedonia for the Macedonians”
7.	The Macedonian Protectorate of Thesalia	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“Peace!!!”
8.	The Nomadic Legion of Cruciland	Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists	“Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!”
9.	The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles	Left-wing Utopia Utopia	“What goes around, comes around.”
10.	The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity	Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens	“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”