The Highest Economic Output in Nudist Dreamland
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 1,894th in the world for Highest Economic Output.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 2. |  The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “Accept me with reverence and fear.” | |
| 3. |  The Intellectual Iconoclasts of Icarianna | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “If it ain't broke, break it.” | |
| 4. |  The Founder of Nudist Dreamland | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “I can resist everything except temptation.” | |
| 5. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Rainbow Beach | Left-wing Utopia Utopia | “We're happy and we know it!” | |
| 7. |  The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Victoria aut Letum!” | |
| 8. |  The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “Lāche pas la patate !” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio | Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens | “Love and marriage for all” | |
| 10. |  The Perpetual Chaos of Indecision | Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship | “Siri Picks a Random Issue Answer” |
