The World World Census
The Nudest in the World
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
5. | The United States of Lady-Liberty | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “...yearning to breathe free.” | |
6. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip V | Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
7. | The Republic of Interplanetary Britain | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Many suns shall shine on the British Empire.” | |
8. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
9. | The Eyes Wide Shut of Dangerous Liaisons | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?” | |
10. | The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5 | Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society | “What's Next?” |