The Safest in Bigtopia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Bigtopia is ranked 13,164th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Simonation | 2,579th | 142.98 | ||
| 2. |  The Heavily Armed Super Power of Archidamus | 7,767th | 124.73 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Insomniac Dragon | 25,098th | 111.47 | ||
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Vututh | 31,945th | 108.48 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Jubilee 2 | 77,126th | 92.06 | ||
| 6. | The Republic of Jadekill | 86,979th | 87.91 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Clungus | 103,789th | 81.4 | ||
| 8. |  The Community of Stories Lasting Through Sleepless Nights | 121,637th | 73.57 | ||
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita XLVI | 128,622nd | 70.09 | ||
| 10. |  The Unsuspected Ambush of A Raider Sleeper | 133,140th | 67.95 | ||
