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Bigtopia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Ironjustice

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 141st Most Authoritarian: 362nd+19
Safest: 429th Most Influential: 623rd Most Conservative: 631st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 653rd Highest Average Tax Rates: 772nd Lowest Crime Rates: 819th Highest Economic Output: 876th Fattest Citizens: 991st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,003rd Most Devout: 1,191st Largest Mining Sector: 1,275th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,320th Largest Governments: 1,432nd Largest Populations: 1,467th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,471st Most Corrupt Governments: 1,496th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,506th Most Extreme: 1,613th Most Cultured: 2,045th
World Factbook Entry

Contests are held for all Bigtopians to participate in, with winners decided by vote. Feel free to send a puppet nation our way if you wish to join in. Winners will receive fabulous prizes and their name forever archived.

Bigtopia was founded in 2005 by former members of the Grenvali United. We were very active, with 100 nations. We defended ourselves and our allies. Later, we would controversially shift into an invading role, and lost many members. In 2006, I left the region to pursue my real life military career, and the region has atrophied for the last 12 years. Many foreign regions have invaded since.

Come waste your life with us.

We are honored to still have three original members remaining:


Embassies: SECFanatics, Lardyland, The Great Universe, Brasilistan, Penguia, Rat Nations Assembly, Gypsy Lands, Hollow Point, Scania, The Embassy, Europe but better, Maxtopia, The Okchi Union, The Sunshine Legion, Dream Land, and Trendsetter.

Tags: Casual, Democratic, Founderless, Minuscule, Recruiter Friendly, and Social.

Bigtopia contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Developed in Bigtopia

The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.

As a region, Bigtopia is ranked 4,136th in the world for Most Developed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of SimonationIron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors“In God we trust”
2.The Jingoistic States of HamburgvillePsychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship“Is it a hamlet, a village, or a city?”

Regional Happenings


Bigtopia Regional Message Board

Hello! Thanks for accepting our embassy request!

West slovena


And the end of the first contest has occurred. West slovena has triumphed! The race was close, but they managed to grind my face beneath his heel at triple the votes. And well deserved, I encourage you all to read their factbook.

I wish to redo this poll at some point when we have more participation, but for now we'll move on to the next poll next week. I think bi-weekly would be more doable for these.

We need a mascot for Bigtopia, some sort of animal or fictional being. Submit to me your suggestions and we'll take it to a vote. It could be anything.

The first prize will be distributed after we determine our mascot, as it will have to do with that. I may be commissioning an artist to make us something.

West slovena

West slovena

What is a shoggoth



I was looking for some other fictional creature and I thought of it. It's some kind of abomination from the Cthulu Mythos. The only thing I know is that there's a hilarious spoof of 'Fiddler on the Roof' set in the Cthulu world called 'Shoggoth on the Roof.'

West slovena

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Spon Plague!

Happy Pride Month Everyone! With love from The Okchi Union. Join us and become part of something new. We accept puppets.


Iím here. I am here to waste my life with you guys. Duckandcover, Simonation.

RIP Ironjustice

Are you in need of an active founder? I know some people that can help with that.

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