The Nicest Citizens in Colorado
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | World | average smiles per day | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State Flower of Rocky Mountain Columbine | 30,070th | 18.96 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Western Osprey | 90,292nd | 14.16 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Isa Cosmos | 120,224th | 12 | ||
| 4. |  The Queendom of Tic Cosmos | 184,978th | 11.33 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Elpis Zion | 194,150th | 10.55 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Cherner | 194,567th | 10.55 | ||
| 7. |  The Queendom of Volkovi | 196,168th | 10.55 | ||
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Ekspluatator | 217,563rd | 7.52 | ||
| 9. |  The State of La Guardia Real | 220,952nd | 6.84 | ||
| 10. |  The Borderlands of Denver Flats | 233,474th | 4 | ||
