The Most Primitive in Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Great Britain and Northern Ireland is ranked 9,795th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Winchester | 28,458th | 72.11 | ||
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Asgardian State | 57,544th | 48.48 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Rayskiy Sad | 60,675th | 45.83 | ||
| 4. |  The District of Theresa May Brasier | 69,007th | 39.75 | ||
| 5. |  The District of Mountbatten Windsor | 101,206th | -17.32 | ||
| 6. |  The District of High Commission | 110,717th | -27.39 | ||
| 7. | The Queen's State of Westminster Saint James | 138,353rd | -46.9 | ||
| 8. |  The State of Gift of the Reds | 151,544th | -54.77 | ||
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Campbell | 166,279th | -62.85 | ||
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Glengarry | 205,109th | -85.44 | ||
