The Fattest Citizens in Hippy Haven
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 25,253rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Madness of March Hare | 18,130th | 16.42 | ||
| 2. |  The Now I'm no longer alone of Mr Blue Moon | 27,390th | 15.59 | ||
| 3. |  The Allied States of Tilburg and Breda | 33,382nd | 15.13 | ||
| 4. |  The Drunken News Report of Ron Burgundy- | 34,364th | 15.05 | ||
| 5. |  The Sithiapality of Vader Knows Best 13 | 52,116th | 13.7 | ||
| 6. |  The Singing of Mr Blackbird | 57,064th | 13.36 | ||
| 7. |  The Outlaw Motorcycle Club of Anarchys Son 1 | 81,489th | 12.05 | ||
| 8. |  The Dark Knight of Because I am Batman | 91,970th | 11.61 | ||
| 9. |  The Wandering One of Warm Ice | 102,669th | 11.19 | ||
| 10. |  The Fruity Folks of Mr Banana | 109,923rd | 10.9 | ||
