The Safest in Hippy Haven
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 5,668th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | 74th | 246.04 | ||
| 2. |  The Casual State of Makiland | 1,237th | 158.62 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | 1,418th | 155.39 | ||
| 4. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | 2,032nd | 147.83 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | 2,363rd | 144.59 | ||
| 6. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | 3,052nd | 139.52 | ||
| 7. |  The Community of Lucifers Cats | 6,584th | 127.09 | ||
| 8. |  The John Lennon Utopia of Forever Fields | 6,675th | 126.89 | ||
| 9. |  The Case of Mistaken Identity of FIorence Marie | 8,023rd | 124.29 | ||
| 10. |  The Holy Green Vapors of Vellashu | 9,395th | 122.12 | ||
