The Safest in Middle Earth
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 13,997th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Numeracy | 1,105th | 162.07 | ||
| 2. |  The Humanist Geniocracy of Ryfin | 3,967th | 134.52 | ||
| 3. |  The Federation of Free Lands of Freeuli | 7,391st | 125.29 | ||
| 4. |  The LOTR Nation of Tatarica | 8,390th | 123.47 | ||
| 5. |  The Holy Green Kingdom of Kiirnodel | 8,879th | 122.74 | ||
| 6. |  The Protectorate of Halls of Mandos | 11,033rd | 119.89 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Low Meadows | 20,219th | 113.71 | ||
| 8. |  The Humble Dwelling of Bombadil | 22,616th | 112.54 | ||
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Tulkas | 27,292nd | 110.24 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of Fearless Knight | 31,555th | 108.46 | ||
