The Fattest Citizens in New West Indies
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, New West Indies is ranked 12,596th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Partial Monarchy of Viking Nordland | 13,807th | 17.02 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Raxy Soverodnuizzlemordia | 96,108th | 11.48 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of JOIHF | 99,487th | 11.35 | ||
| 4. |  The Allied States of New West Indies | 115,516th | 10.72 | ||
| 5. |  The Queendom of Anastasia Karanikolaou | 118,903rd | 10.58 | ||
| 6. |  The United Antillean Kingdom of Antillae Unitae | 160,775th | 9.82 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of District Line 9 | 199,659th | 9.4 | ||
| 8. |  The Loving Couple of -I-Ship-It | 228,010th | 8.63 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of Tinja | 246,600th | 7.59 | ||
