The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12,911. |  The Desert Community of Borrego Palm Canyon Campground | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Desert Camping” | |
| 12,912. |  The Aerilia of Aerilia of Aerilia XI | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn” | |
| 12,913. |  The Republic of RSCA68 | Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists | “Vires In Numeris” | |
| 12,914. | The Republic of RSCA251 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Vires In Numeris” | |
| 12,915. | The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 57 | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “I have too many puppets” | |
| 12,916. | The United States of Printer364 | Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots | “Brrrrrrrr” | |
| 12,917. |  The Empire of Kuilon | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “In Hoc Signo Vinces Malum” | |
| 12,918. |  The Dominion of Vizier | Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches | “Glory to the Fraternal Order” | |
| 12,919. |  The Republic of Thisisabadnationname | Free-Market Paradise Randroids | “Nationname” | |
| 12,920. |  The Free Land of Muzika | Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives | “VIXI LIBER ET MORIAR” |
